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Not a right-wing asshole. More of a right-wing sonuvabitch. Also, a mountain of obscure 80s references & other inappropriate bullshit intended as life lessons.
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A multicultural, working-class political coalition is within reach, but the current Zombie GOP hybrid of working class alignment at the bottom but elite alignment at the top is unsustainable. My latest at @NewsweekOpinion. Thanks 2 @bungarsargon as always
newsweek.com/working-class-
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My favorite typos are the ones in posts where I make fun of public education.
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DEC. 19th 2022
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Gettin' high's easy,
Gettin' drunk's fine,
It's the gettin' by that'll get us all down…
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Bill: To me, [Muppet Family Christmas is] the Avengers of the Jim Henson universe.
Brian: To me, it’s the DC/Marvel crossover. It’s everything. It’s every universe colliding in there.
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I need Zonovan White to stop running backward. #DETVSNYJ
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Is there a criticism to be made of Elon Musk that suspending journalismers is wrong and goes against what Musk says Twitter's free speech mission is?
Sure, why not.
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On behalf of all of us here at the Louder with Crowder Dot Com website, we wish Taylor Lorenz the best in her future endeavors.
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HEY-EY-EY-EY!
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I love you Buffalo.
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Billy Joel.
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if your cum was flavored based on the state you’re from, what would your cum taste like?
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I’m calling it now. I’m going to lose the #FantasyFootball playoffs because I dropped Raheem Mostert this week.
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Of course I drop Mosert this week.
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Find out which 1/4 of Garrett is black. Follow him on Twitter and tell your friends to as well.
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If I make it to 100k followers by New Years I’ll take my pants off
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Nothing but respect for MY quarterback
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.@JoshAllenQB met cancer warrior Abbie over the summer.
Abbie recently found out her tumor is gone, so Josh had her on-field pregame to celebrate.
We love every bit of this moment. 
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Yet journalists wonder why so many Americans think they are failures of humans and suck at life, and view their institution as the least trusted in America.
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I just earned the 'Year in Beer (2022)' badge on ! untp.beer/s/b1054824502 #yearinbeer #yearinbeer2022 #yib22
I wonder how generous the fire department expects people to be to “fill the boot” when the boot is causing people to be stuck in standstill traffic for twenty minutes on a one lane road.
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The “Office Space” and “Scarface” references are excellent.
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Either the fire department is driving Santa around my neighborhood, or someone is trying to burn this motherfucker to the ground.
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DEC. 17th 2022
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If they manage to keep Vince McMahon away from the WWE, Ricochet is going to be world champion one day. #Smackdown
Do I think Elon Musk should be suspending journalists? No.
Do I feel bad that these assclowns are suspended? Meh.
There are free speech implications for what Elon did, and down the road, there might be cause for concern. As of this moment, I am laughing too hard to have any.
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This is what a bubble looks like.
Old Twitter suspended people for saying a man was man. It suspended people for saying learn to code. It suspended news outlets for sharing true stories.
The idea that the Musk-era is more oppressive is laughable.
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Correct, Ron has followed the data the whole way. When there was no data on lockdowns and jabs, he followed the recommendations from the Trump (lockdowns) and Biden (jabs) Administrations. Once the data showed both administrations were full of runny turds, he followed the data.
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DeSantis shifted his position? Well, yes.
Unlike those who treat the vaccines as a religious ritual, he relied on CDC guidance when there was nothing else, then changed as facts emerged.
Lesson: CDC is untrustworthy.
Your thoughts, @SteveDeaceShow?
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So, I was a little busy yesterday (as you may have heard) and am catching up on news.
Thank the deity or deities of content for Elon Musk.
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The Bon Jovi hate in this video goes way too far.
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#AEW is the Home of Professional Wrestling where "Sports Entertainment" is frowned upon, huh? Jobber Please!
Despite trying to antagonize Sports Entertainment, some of AEW's most popular acts are also its biggest sports entertainers.
WATCH: youtu.be/ga_i2u7Mkgs
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