*PEDANTRY ALERT* Isn't it more that they relief-masturbated when they got the all clear? Traffic went down after the alert at 8:07, and went up after the all clear.
1960: In the future, we'll be able to take a flying car to the moon 2018: We used the data from our porn site to prove everyone in Hawaii stress masturbated after someone accidentally texted them that they were all about to killed by a missilepic.twitter.com/70aop6z1Kj
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Exactly.
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Yes, thank you! Been driving me crazy how many people look at that chart and conclude that more people visited Pornhub due to the alert.
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it worked for Pompeii
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To be more precise- this is relief masturbation. During the peak stress period, people were slightly preoccupied.
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Brilliant. Ryan had ONE JOB (interpretating the graph) and misinterpreted it.
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I salute the stalwart few who said 'Screw it, I'm finishing this'.
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"Well, did he cum or what?"
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Jesus *Christ*, man! There's just some things you don't talk about in public!
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