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    5 Feb 2021

    CURTAINS is a flashfic anthology that and I put together with 84 authors. Each story is some twist on the idea of "the last concert". All proceeds from this delightful tome go directly to to help venues and musicians survive.

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    May 11

    Tired of explaining myself

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    May 14

    Baby’s first protest

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    "I don't know why you're mad at Black people for what this white author decided to do with his creation." I got to talk about Percy Jackson, Doctor Who, and Black castings over at

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    15 hours ago

    a veggie tales character named megan thee scallion

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    19 hours ago

    also today would be a good day to read AND WHAT CAN WE OFFER YOU TONIGHT, which is a nebula finalist in the novella category! a dead girl avenging her own murder in a drowned dystopia that seems bereft of all moral codes...

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    May 18

    Read 's review of Alex Garland's new horror film MEN. [our writer 's review is simply: "Some men would rather be a dozen Rory Kinnears than go to therapy smdh."]

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    15 hours ago

    Just in time for , my piece on TURNING RED for ' June issue is live!

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    13 hours ago
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    For one year now, they have adored their afternoons living in ORB. There is a second ORB right next to this one. The exact same ORB. They never use separate ORB. ORB Brothers will only share ORB. ORB is always better with a friend.

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  12. the worst part of this tweet is knowing inherently at least two other times that walmart would have been within their right, or even their responsibility, to do this and did not. so whatever happened on May 20 of '22 must be next level.

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  13. Tonight Bernstein has decided, for the first time, to scream and attack the fireplace with his entire body weight. My best guess is that, within the flue, there’s a trapped bat made of tuna and attention and pspspspspspsps

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    5 hours ago

    the Chip ‘n Dale reboot movie is worth it just for the mental image of Akiva Schaffer having to pitch the extremely expensive Tim Robinson joke to serious Disney executives

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  17. Actors, get yourself an agent who will go to the mattresses over your awful puns. It's the only way to support both LA rent and a drug habit simultaneously.

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  18. 7 year anniversary today of when I did a huge cell phone network TV commercial in a full-body CGI suit where I was asked to improv punchlines for the spot. I said something about it "taking balls to switch providers" and I was fired at lunch. Was paid double for the day.

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    May 16

    i abruptly close the dELiA*s catalog, crack my knuckles, and apply a thick, chunky layer of dr. pepper lip smackers. it’s time to Ask Jeeves what happened to the roanoke colony

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  21. ey anyone in my orbit interested in excellent paying IT manager or possibly CIO work in Marshall, MO? there's a museum there for a dog. if I had a skill set, I would take this. DM if interested in seeing the job listing.

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