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Journalist/Comedian/Frankenstein American. 6'7" Guy w/ Love to Spare and Anger to Rent. He/Him. File complaints to our support team @viv_kane.

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    Brock Wilbur‏Verified account @brockwilbur 15 Oct 2020

    Feel like The Purge universe doesn't spend enough time getting into the non-murder crimes. All crime is legal. Show me the dude cheating on his tax filing after parking in a handicap spot. I mean, absolutely kill him right after because that's rude, but gimmie dat backstory.

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      1. Brock Wilbur‏Verified account @brockwilbur 15 Oct 2020

        "What'd you do last night for The Purge?" "I gerrymandered a district, pirated all my favorite 90s Nickleodean tv shows, and stole my neighbor's face to pull-off a boatjacking. Why? What'd you do? Murder like some normie? haha" "..... Tim."

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      2. Willl Harrison!‏ @DoubleUHarrison 15 Oct 2020
        Replying to @brockwilbur

        I'd steal a bunch of ring pops and throw them at jewelry stores.

        1 reply 0 retweets 9 likes
      3. Brock Wilbur‏Verified account @brockwilbur 15 Oct 2020
        Replying to @DoubleUHarrison

        this requires a lot of unpacking i dont have time for. gonna come back to it.

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      2. paige‏ @BonerWizard 15 Oct 2020
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        I’d just be pissing wherever I wanted

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      3. Brock Wilbur‏Verified account @brockwilbur 15 Oct 2020
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        see thats where i started, right?

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      1. Andy Rattinger: Agent of M.A.S.K.‏ @Rattinger 15 Oct 2020
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        I’d erase my loans.

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      1. NO GODS, NO MASTERS, BISEXUAL DISASTERS 🏴 🏳️‍🌈 🔞‏ @TravisTeatime 15 Oct 2020
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        24h of people sitting at home downloading all the ROMs & ISOs of old SNES and PlayStation games because noone can stop them

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      2. Chris Franklin‏ @Campster 15 Oct 2020
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        I’m frustrated they didn’t do this with the TV show and instead went with a boring serialized story rather than a million one off vignettes

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      3. Brock Wilbur‏Verified account @brockwilbur 15 Oct 2020
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        This is exactly what spawned it. What a waste.

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      2. half-vaxxed ken‏ @K_D_Campbell 15 Oct 2020
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        Just a dude with a pair of kitchen shears running through a mattress store cutting all the tags off

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      3. half-vaxxed ken‏ @K_D_Campbell 15 Oct 2020
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        A group of moms maniacally laughing as share HBOMax logins so they can watch Selena+Chef

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