Bri Doucette

@Brizzare22

currently working on overcoming a severe Taco Bell addiction. actually literally an 80 year old grandma

Montana, various towns
Joined January 2014
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    11 Aug 2015

    I could literally get rejected by a piece of lint

    1 reply 12 retweets 53 likes
  2. Retweeted
    19 hours ago

    i'm so sorry if u don't get my sense of humor i'm funny as fuck sometimes i make myself cry from laughter

    2 replies 1,641 retweets 2,677 likes
  3. 8 hours ago

    I was really looking forward to the Garth concert snaps cause major fan, but every video is the worst quality possible. Hold still people!!!

  4. Retweeted
    Jun 8

    twitter: white people don't season their food. me: oh really

    31 replies 726 retweets 2,348 likes
  5. Jun 8

    They can take my pride but they'll never take my ability to clean an entire house in under an hour

    1 like
  6. Jun 8

    I'm definitely sure that despacito song has been a Zumba dance for like 4 years at least

  7. Retweeted
    Jun 5

    128 replies 4,801 retweets 17,488 likes
  8. Retweeted
    Jun 5

    how am I supposed to have a good day now

    Today would have been our 25th wedding anniversary. I miss you so very much, and I am grateful every day for the time we had together.
    13 replies 14,564 retweets 38,660 likes
  9. Retweeted
    Jun 4

    Do you notice we are not having a gun debate right now? That's because they used knives and a truck!

    66,675 replies 50,576 retweets 168,194 likes
  10. Retweeted
    Jun 3

    *The Office comes on* friend 1: please no not this again friend 2: quick turn it off me:

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    53 replies 802 retweets 1,852 likes
  11. Jun 1

    I love being around senior citizens because they're the only people who love cream of wheat and cranberry juice as much as I do

    1 like
  12. Jun 1

    I got called "that nice lady over there" & overheard about "that sweet girl who put on my shoes" & completely reinforced my love for seniors

  13. Jun 1

    Shoe carnival has the lamest croc color selection ever

    1 like
  14. Jun 1

    Apparently me spilling berries all over my car is now a daily thing

  15. Retweeted
    May 31

    Why does family always disappoint us the most?

    241 replies 1,396 retweets 5,627 likes
  16. May 31

    She knew I was pissed but she was thrilled to see me so her tail was tucked under her but still wagging as she just squinted and stared @ me

    1 like
  17. May 31

    My dog tore open the garbage all over my place. This means she ate 2 chocolate cupcakes, old chicken, old pork, and tons of coffee grounds

    1 like
  18. May 31

    I wish there was a special protected type of flip flop for healthcare workers. Those are the only shoes that don't hurt my feet. Maybe Crocs

    1 like
  19. Retweeted
    May 29

    good morning to pineapple pizza eaters only. the rest of y'all are responsible for global climate change & amy schumer

    95 replies 11,377 retweets 23,589 likes
  20. Retweeted
    May 28

    Ah is this all you have? I was after some wearing bacon

    4 replies 31 retweets 96 likes
  21. May 23

    Does every dog smell like sewer after touching an outdoor water source or just mine

    2 likes

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