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🌴🌞🏝 basically a houseplant with complicated emotions
Joined February 2012
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The best part about having a job is being able to afford cocktails at lunch.
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I think it so weird that y’all are not only searching for videos of the Beyonce concert but re-posting them.
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It has to be so embarrassing to be tall and not know how to play basketball
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I used to be so confused as to why these bitches didn’t like me but now, I get it….
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Ever wish you could take a glass or a pan and buss somebody over the head with it? Yeah, me neither….
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I cannot understand why y’all insist on making videos or going live with food in your mouth….like….
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April, July and August- months I wake up everyday and think ‘whose birthday is it today?’
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This lady said “y’all gonna believe some text messages?” 😂🤣😂 she can’t even lie straight.
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Everytime I come to Miami I realize how stupid it is that you can’t get a bottle of wine in New York grocery stores. Truly uncivilized
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Everytime I watch these dating shows I realize how stupid men are… they make the wrong choice over and over again! #LoveIsBlind
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Shout out to FAU for making it to the final four! Hopefully the ladies make it as well!
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Every time I meet someone who went to Columbia I walk away thinking “I made the right choice”…
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If you can’t beat the clock at Grog house, then what the heck can you do in Gainesville? 🥴
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Part of me wants to get box braids, the other part wants to get my hair straightened….
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Wouldn’t it be dope if ChloexHalle were the opening act for the Renaissance tour..
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