[brit + kodak]

Got my W-2 today. At least I don't have to wonder where my tax $ is going. Forget health, education - let's build a #fuckingwall.

Question: Why can't the mics be cut when it's the other person's time to talk? #DebateHeadache

"all Google’s new phone has to do to compete with those from Samsung, the world’s largest handset maker, is not burst into flames." #pixel

To the lady using a #candy bar wrapper as a #bookmark: I get you.

There's a knot in my hardwood floor that looks like a cockroach. Gets me every time. #thingsthatlooklikeotherthings

#peeps one of the few times I regret not having a microwave.

I just made delicious coffee thanks to Make Good Coffee! http://makegood.coffee  http://www.treyhardin.com/goodcoffee/launch.html …

@readymadecaberet chiam. #readymadecaberet

#Happiness is seeing a fuzzy little golden retriever puppy enjoy their first snow day in #centralpark. #blizzardof2015

You know you're getting old when you have to scroll down for your birth year. #gettingold #overthehill #late20s

With the impending snow storm, I suppose that wasn't any worse than a usual Sunday evening shopping experience. It was horrible as always.

Thanks to everyone on the 59th Street Platform that pushed me on to the D Train this morning. They did the dirty work for me! #mta