Brinton Megan Parker

@BrintonMegan

Nitwit! Blubber! Oddment! Tweak! Reduce, reuse, recycle, Rihanna. Writer + talent at but these thoughts are all mine.

California, USA, Earth
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Joined April 2009
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  1. 23 hours ago

    Took a Summer Friday today to pack up my apartment... ended up drinking wine, eating buffalo fries, and watching .

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  2. Jun 8

    In which brazenly encouraged to steal props. (Thanks for the interview, guys!)

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  3. Jun 8

    "Sometimes I work from home because I can't decide on what to wear."

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  4. Jun 7
    Replying to

    Pumped to interview them tomorrow for — just have to get my playlist right. Based on Ansel tonight, I'm thinking The Commodores?

  5. Jun 7

    Went to a screening tonight and was surprised by and ! Awesome movie made even better by their Q&A.

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  6. Jun 6
    Replying to

    (Just kidding, I'm super excited to see it. Spacey as a criminal mastermind? Who am I kidding?)

  7. Jun 6

    Seeing a press screening of Baby Driver tomorrow, but I'm honestly unsure how I'll ever consume another film after that tickling exposé.

    1 reply
  8. Jun 6

    THIS TICKLING DOC INCLUDES A CAR CHASE! That's it. I'm done. This is too much.

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  9. Jun 6

    "She offered one tickler $30,000 and a Chevy Cruze. She must've really liked him."

  10. Jun 6

    Actual line: "Jordan was paid to recruit tickling talent in the town."

  11. Jun 6
    Replying to

    Update: I am SCREAMING. This doc has more plot twists than Making a Murderer, and I'm not exaggerating.

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  12. Jun 6

    Me all the way through this competitive tickling documentary, because of course that's a thing. .

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  13. Jun 6

    This is the most perplexing documentary I've ever seen. 😳

    have yall seen...the tickled documentary about the shadowy world of competitive endurance tickling and the illusive millionaire who runs it
  14. Jun 6

    Actual footage of me writing this theory today.

  15. Jun 4

    "What did you do this weekend?"

    1 retweet 4 likes
  16. Jun 4

    In the kitchen making buffalo fries (French fries with buffalo sauce, celery, carrots, and blue cheese) and I'm drooling at just the smell.

  17. Retweeted
    Jun 4

    consider me lazy but breakfast tastes better when someone else makes it

    1 retweet 7 likes
  18. Jun 3

    Never expected to watch the breakdancers on my subway train go hard to some , but I guess there's a first time for everything?

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  19. Jun 2

    It delights me to read so many rave reviews of Wonder Woman! I haven't been so pumped about a movie in a long time.

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  20. Jun 1

    This, too, may or may not have been me.

    "NSYNC *does* have the flow"
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