Staffer at the gym just approached me & asked if I was Ms. Carter and this is officially the closest I will ever come to being mistaken for Beyoncé.
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Overheard at the doctor’s office: “Alex Haley wouldn’t be able to touch my line. My family’s very diverse. We even have a Korean lady. Not everyone in my family is white.”
“But you are …”
“Oh no, honey. I’m (proceeds to claim percentiles of random ethnicities).”
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Literally every day of my life. 🥵
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3 of 5 stars to An Elderly Lady Must Not Be Crossed by Helene Tursten
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WHERE IS THE FUN IN GETTING BLIND DRUNK IN THE BLAZING SUN SURROUNDED BY THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE IF I DON’T HAVE A GUN?!?!?
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Atlanta's Music Midtown festival has been cancelled due to Georgia's gun laws. The festival attempted to ban weapons, but does not have the standing to supersede the law and enforce its own ban rol.st/3zM5OoP
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The one and only time you’ll see a billionaire get taxed accordingly
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Y’all really need to thank black trans women and black queer femmes. Without them Beyoncés album would not exist.
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I need everyone who approaches me today to understand that I’ve listened to #RENAISSANCE *multiple* times already. If you aren’t ready for that energy, best leave me be. ✌🏽
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I’m stuck in this #PinkSauce rabbit hole - whewwwwww the drama
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BlueCross BlueShield of South Carolina is partnering with and for a unique scholarship opportunity to help give students a head start on their career paths: bit.ly/3Bndj6X.
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This is immensely frustrating.
CDC says mask rules are up to local jurisdictions; local jurisdictions say they can’t change rules without instructions from CDC; we’re supposed to make our own decisions but testing and reporting resources are vanishing… good luck!
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Democratic lawmakers, please wear masks ffs. Stop treating COVID like it's just the common cold.
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Sen. Joe Manchin has tested positive for COVID-19 and is experiencing mild symptoms, the West Virginia lawmaker tweeted Monday. apnews.com/article/covid-
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*dies*
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Meet Riri Williams aka #IronHeart
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I’m really glad I have a therapy appt tomorrow. So many feelings to unpack and process. #WakandaForever
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This is why we can’t have nice things. We really are living in the end times.
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I woke up early to get ahead on work/email but ended up falling down a #PinkSauce rabbit hole. That’s not a spicy euphemism. People really out here buying mystery concoctions from strangers and EATING THEM! 🤦🏽♀️
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If Brexit was worth the 6 years of social, economic and political chaos you put us through, you would be celebrating the benefits, not telling us to move on.
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💧: please take a quick moment to moisturize
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Passive voice isn't just a vice of journalists.
🚫Rents have gone up
✅Landlords raised rent
🚫Inflation's gone up
✅Corporations price gouged
🚫Wages are stagnant
✅Employers froze wages
🚫Hospitals are understaffed
✅Hospitals understaffed their sites
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I just want one month that’s totally uneventful. One boring ass, bland AF month. 😫
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And it’s not cool bonus stuff. It’s kitschy glassware & Clemson memorabilia.
Now our living room is a staging area for a mountain of SOMEONE ELSE’S boxes. And I’m wondering which of our things are missing.
Since I haven’t seen some of this shit in 6 months, I have no idea! 😭
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We started moving back into our house Friday.
When the movers kept bringing box after box into or house, I knew there was no way all that shit was ours. Because HALF OUR THINGS WERE CRUSHED BY A GOTDAMB TREE.
Turns out I was right. Half of the boxes belong to someone else. 🤦🏽♀️
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Also, one of the things I’m most looking forward to is being reunited with my Tushy bidets. It’s been a rough 6 months for my 🍑.
BUT! (pun kinda intended) I noticed there were no bidets on the toilets during my visit. I might have had a Liam Neeson moment. 😬
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In my defense, there really should be a doorstop behind EVERY door.
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So 6 months after being displaced from my home by a massive fallen tree, I was finally able to start moving a few things back in.
Not even 15 minutes after I stepped through the front door, I messed up one of the walls. I am a menace. 🤦🏽♀️
#Treehouse2ElectricBoogaloo
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But in all seriousness, I’m starting to think the earthquakes are being caused by a kaiju. And honestly, I’m here for it. Bring on the destruction! 🔥🦖
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Maybe these earthquakes are my mother rolling over in her grave about the fact that our rights are being stripped away on a daily basis. 🤷🏽♀️ #TooSoon?
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“The Handmaid’s Tale was already the reality for Black women under slavery. That is the world white supremacists want a return to, but now white women are included in their monstrous equation.”
The End of More Than Just Reproductive Rights in the USA
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At this point, earthquakes are just a common occurrence. They aren’t even rating on my panic/trauma scales anymore.
Like, is the roof still intact? Yeah? Carry on then.
Is anyone dead? No? Oh, well, alright then. 🤷🏽♀️
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This lake vehemently stands with women having the right to choose.
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Welcome to the rebellion. A group of Star Wars creators are running this event raising $$$ for . The amount is almost at $16k.
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Roe may be gone, but abortion is still available in many states. The National Abortion Hotline can help you find a provider in another state, arrange travel, and pay for your care: 1-800-772-9100. latimes.com/world-nation/s
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Please READ this 🧵. And STAY SAFE 👇🏾
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If you’re in a state that just banned abortion, DO NOT reach out to these people who are offering to let folks stay at their place if they need an abortion.
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Was that ANOTHER gotdamb earthquake?!?!