Briana Haynie

@BriHaynie

An American Girl Doll who's given up. Managing Editor Words in

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Joined July 2011
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    Jan 25

    Sorry you had a rough week. If it makes you feel better, I have a new piece on and it would mean the world to me if you read it

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  2. 5 hours ago

    she’s fine

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  3. 5 hours ago

    Caught myself wondering how Victoria F is handling the pandemic

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  4. Retweeted
    18 hours ago

    my grandchildren: grandma what was quarantine like? 80 yr old me: (sadly crawls into yoga head stand)

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  5. 13 hours ago

    Laughed so hard when I first read this piece. It's the perfect amount of absurd for this unusual time

    Do you need a new quarantine hobby? Let be your guide to the exciting world of counting to 457,893!
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  6. Apr 15

    the internet tellin it like it is

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  7. Retweeted
    Apr 14

    Westworld: Sorry! We Didn’t Expect To Be On This Long

    7 replies 24 retweets 490 likes
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  8. Apr 15

    I'm not going to announce that I'm having a baby until that baby is 35

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  9. Apr 14

    "I'm not depressed, I'm just in my pajamas." - Me jumping on a video call at 2pm

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  10. Retweeted
    Apr 13

    literally so inspired

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  11. Apr 12

    I’d panic buy all of these (so funny and Jim Steffen!)

    Limited-Edition 2020 Cream-Egg Fillings
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  12. Apr 10

    I’m impressed and a little disgusted by how fast companies got their coronavirus themed commercials out

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  13. Apr 8

    Remember the year we were sad 'cause the celebrities kept dying? That was a good year.

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  14. Retweeted
    Apr 7

    More than half these houses are hate crimes

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  15. Apr 6

    Mark your calendar’s folks. April 6th, 2020 the first day in 3 weeks that Briana Haynie put on a bra that doesn’t have the word “sport,” “-lette,” or “not wearing a” in the title

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  16. Apr 5

    no

    do we
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  17. Apr 5

    gross to all of these but the bottom row

    You can only keep 3...
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  18. Apr 4

    I’m 29 and just watched Die Hard for the first time. Now I’m looking forward to seeing the die hard building on my way to work and screaming, OHMYGOD THE DIE HARD BUILDING

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  19. Apr 2

    Oh no. My mother has invited me to a zoom meeting.

    3 replies 11 likes
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  20. Mar 30

    Now that they are in LA, I cordially invite Meghan and Harry to a viewing of my kitchen wall (after this covid-19 debacle, of course)

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  21. Mar 29

    Woke up in the middle of the night and thought, “Damn, what’s that smell? Oh. That’s me.” I’ve been forgetting deodorant lately.

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