Bridget Lane

@bridgetnomnom

Senior Software Engineer . Previously . Views are my own. she/her/hers

Washington, DC
Joined June 2018

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  1. Pinned Tweet
    13 Aug 2018

    Hi! 👋 My name is Bridget Lane and if we have never met here is a little bit about me in tweet thread form 👇

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  2. Retweeted
    Jun 28

    "An optimized platform at the edge will be able to store copies of your web page in servers globally, reducing the time to first load of your web page and every subsequent content load after."

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    Jun 28
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  4. Retweeted
    Mar 24

    Hello! I’m , Senior Software Engineer at Fastly, and I’ll be doing a small takeover! 😄🎉 With only a month away, I wanted to spend some time chatting about how can help improve your web applications, or run serverless code at the edge! 🧵

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    Mar 15

    1 in 1,400 women on my birth control pill alone will develop blood clots every year, but 30 out of 17,000,000 developed a clot from a vaccine administered to men must not go ahead because of these risks !!!

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    Feb 26

    So let me see if I've got this right. We belittle and berate women for not having kids, but professionally, financially, and socially punish women who do have them?

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  7. Retweeted
    Feb 11

    Female freelancers please increase your day rates. Hiring 6 freelance positions last few days. Men are consistently asking for double their female counterparts - same experience, previous work, career milestones. You’re worth it.

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    Feb 10

    Still riding the Sunday high! Absolutely love my team!

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    Feb 7

    Every year, we see a momentary traffic dip during the show. From the moment pulled up at the show, we saw: 📉17% dip for social platforms 📉20% dip for e-commerce sites 📈13% spike for social as Q3 began Stay tuned for more stats📡

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    Feb 8

    Introducing Compute@Edge Log Tailing 🎉 Get real-time visibility into your log messages via stdout/stderr output, enabling you to quickly iterate and debug your services. Learn how this observability feature differs from others out there. 👉

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  11. Jan 21

    I'm loving taking notes in a physical notebook lately. Why haven't I don't this sooner? I need a better note taking app for my iPad that feels more real and simple - any suggestions welcome

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    Jan 20

    ICYMI: ’s poem ‘The Hill We Climb’ in full.

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    Jan 15

    Women in their 30s only want one thing and it’s disgusting

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    Jan 14

    hi please stop telling artists they charge too much, thank you 🙏🏻

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    Jan 11

    The best way to not feel hopeless is to get up and do something. Don’t wait for good things to happen to you. If you go out and make some good things happen, you will fill the world with hope, you will fill yourself with hope. -

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  16. Jan 11

    While I miss the office, I'm honestly not sure how I ever found time to commute 🤔

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    Jan 8

    Nine weeks of hustle & outreach. Nine weeks of believing we are in this together. Decades of strategy, grit + building. Wednesday’s terrorism seeks to distract us from what has been & what will be. So let’s take today to celebrate the orgs that brought us Tuesday’s victory: 1/

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    Jan 7

    Getting a lot of opsec / social engineering questions about pictures of unlocked computers during chaos at the Capitol yesterday. Here is the takeaway 1st. Security should be fast & easy to understand, but most importantly: security needs to be *automatic*. Let's talk about it.

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    Jan 6

    There are two Americas.

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    Jan 6

    Reminder fo what capitol "security" in full military-grade riot gear looked like for Black Lives Matter protests this summer.

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