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Bridger Winegar

I'd love to hear what would come out of my mouth if someone put a gun to my head and demanded that I commentate a football game

4:44 AM · Jan 13, 2015

this is my favorite by far

Benadryl Slumberpatch

I imagine it would be a lot like this: media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6chs3S

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@nicelederhosen

there should be an ESPN channel where we make this happen. I'd watch.

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Unemployable Man

@UnemployableMan

I have long said that espn should simulcast big games with drunks doing one audio version. I know what I'd watch.

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@nataliejmooney

I would really be emphasizing shotgun plays.

fashion commentary?

Corruption and Greed

me to I will be over this Sunday

I wish I could RT this a million times

"Please help, this man has a gun to my head and he's forcing me to commentate a football game"