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  1. Pinned Tweet
    2 Dec 2018

    Trump: [starts drowning a cat] Everyone: whoa stop Trump: [still drowning the cat] Everyone: wtf seriously stop now Trump: [stops drowning cat] I would like to announce that the cat is now saved. Republicans: the world respects us again

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  3. Retweeted
    14 hours ago

    Of course tomorrow Trump will claim McCarthy goes by Kevin or Steve.

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  4. Retweeted
    16 hours ago

    Kevin McCarthy: "There was progress today. I look forward to solving it." Trump: "Thank you, Steve." ...His brain is mush.

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    Nixon won 49 states. House Judiciary Committee voted to impeach him 18 months later.

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  6. 16 hours ago

    Kevin McCarthy: "There was progress today. I look forward to solving it." Trump: "Thank you, Steve." ...His brain is mush.

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  7. 19 hours ago

    Republicans: A democrat just called Trump a motherfucker! Democrats: Oh man did you see what Trump has said about literally everyone over the last two years? Republicans:

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  8. Retweeted
    20 hours ago

    don't worry, GOP, "impeach the motherfucker" is just lady locker room talk

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  9. 19 hours ago

    I’m sorry but why the fuck is the onus suddenly on Democrats to restore civility? Why do Dems always have to take the high road? Now politicians’ actions must be “helpful?” Has everyone been asleep for the last 2 years? Enough with the faux outrage and bogus false equivalencies.

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  10. 19 hours ago

    GOP: One mustn’t stoop to the level of foul language! Also GOP: Separate children from their parents and lock them in cages and vote to rip healthcare away from millions of Americans and refuse to pay hundreds of thousands of federal employees and

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  11. Retweeted
    Jan 3

    Trey Gowdy looks like he got kicked off The Bachelorette first.

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  12. 20 hours ago

    Just hearing now the meltdown over foul language by a politician. Assuming Republicans are just seeing the Access Hollywood pussy grabbing video now. Crazy, right?!

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  13. Retweeted
    Jan 3

    Doing a marijuana by putting it in a spoon and then melting it down

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  14. Jan 3

    "A wall is an immorality. It's not who we are as a nation. And this is not a wall between Mexico and the United States that the president is creating here-- it's a wall between reality and his constituents." If you wondered why Republicans were so afraid of Pelosi, THIS is why.

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  15. Jan 3

    Trey Gowdy looks like he got kicked off The Bachelorette first.

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  16. Jan 3

    Tell us more about who deserves the Nobel Peace Prize, woman who mocks school shooting survivors to a national audience.

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  17. Jan 2

    PELOSI: "How many more times can we say no? Nothing 👏 for 👏 the 👏 wall." Don't give an inch.

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  18. Jan 2

    "Don't fall into that sexist trap of talking about [women's] likeability exclusively... It is not about running for prom queen, it is about running for president." 👏👏👏

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  19. Jan 2

    If you thought Ronna McDaniel Romney had no dignity when she dropped her last name to appease her party’s fragile leader, here she is attacking her own uncle because an op-ed hurt Trump’s feelings.

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  20. Jan 2

    “I won big, and he didn’t.” Mitt Romney, 2012 general election: 47.2% popular vote Donald Trump, 2016 general election: 46.1% popular vote

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  21. Jan 1

    Next thing you know, they're going to put age limits on other Constitutional rights like voting, joining the military, running for office...

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