this is why i am glad "motherfucker" is a single word
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Never use two words when one suffices*
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GOT EEEEM
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Totally agree.
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In the words of the Bard "Brevity is the soul of wit"
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“I have only made this letter longer because I have not had the time to make it shorter” — Pascal
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"Write tight."
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Brevity is wit.
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Here here.
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You're right. FAKE!!!
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If I'd had more time, I would have written less.
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And they pay you to spew this daily worthless verbage ?
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Omit needless words.
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That’s eight words.
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Unless you are Kellyanne then 35 words will be ok.
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"If only I'd had more time, I'd have written a shorter letter."
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