How does the man in the moon trim his nails?
Eclipse them.
Sorry for the dark humor. #Eclipse2017
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Replying to @Adam_Yosim
If only the Eclipse happened on 'Sun'day. I guess we'll have to settle for Moonday.
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Why are people RT'ing my
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Feel bad for wolves today. Howl they know when to growl?
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My non-existent kid asked me what all the hooplah was about. I said, "Well, sun...."
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Looking forward to
@brianstelter's solar round-up aka the Total E-Clips.#Eclipse20173 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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