always check diaper after "weightlifter" #protip
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cash register
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You know, Sunny will never actually know what a dial-up modem sounds like!
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That sound always ended with "You've got mail"
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It's amazing how you can believe anything the Washington Post sources leak
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Stay on topic!
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I know babies do make a lot of unusual sounds it's what they do
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Stay tuned for these noises coming soon: "NO!" "NO!" "NO!" "NO!" "NO!" "NO!"
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And, "why", "why", "why"...
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Yes. A bit later.
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Just wait until she starts really talking. My 4yo started telling me a story 7 months ago.
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Funniest comment ever and soooo true!
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the baby farts are the best tho. they are never not funny
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This is a children's book waiting to happen.
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@jamiestelter all I ask is an invite to the publication party!
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After the newborn makes that weightlifter sound, experienced parents know to casually suggest that their spouse change the diaper.
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You forgot "master of your heart coos"
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