The problem with gigs like this is that you can’t really start writing jokes until about 5 minutes before you go on. Shit happens too fast.
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We need a HealthCare plan with coverage for Trump-Induced Traumatic Anxiety Disorder.
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this will be the presidency where the entire country ages 10 years during his tenure
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20! At least!
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Funny guy. I appreciate his humor.
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It was a LONG day.
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He killed it when he was in SNL. He will bring


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I can't believe they're still holding that event that everyone hates.
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