trying to think of anything as jaw-dropping in my lifetime as the fact Trump will be president and I'm coming up dry
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Do you not think that the assassination of JFK qualifies? Or the fall of the Soviet Union?
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Well, an assassination only requires one person thinking it's a good idea.
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And yet you have the same hairline.
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Just shave it. Man with shaved head could be 28, could be 50. With 'the fringe'? You're eternally 48.
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watch it now
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Hey, it started falling out at 22. Back off, man.
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lol seriously
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Brian, why do you talk like that?
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