If I won, I’d spend ever dime to keep our democracy a democracy.
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Please also be sure to give one million to everyone who has taken the time to reply to this tweet! And an extra 500K for those who actually reply AND read the newsletter. Agreed? Excellent. Muchas gracias!
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That's OK. The Onion is a lot funnier anyway.
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Evergreen reminder: Money doesn't talk, it swears --B. Dylan
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If you win, will you dry your tears and unblock Mark Dice?
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Just checked, I didn’t win so it must be you that won.
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Please don’t
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If I win the McDonalds monopoly, I’m buying your newsletter, and turning into bathroom minutes.
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And, if I win the billion I'll buy you your own TV station Brian. Or, you can stay at Cnn and I'll give you and your adorable NY1 commuting anchor wife and gorgeous baby whatever pleases you. How about you running for the congress with Jake? I'll fund both if I win the Mega.

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NO. ONE. CARES.
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How much will each subscriber get?
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#IfIwinMegaMIllions I'll be richer than@realDonaldTrump ACTUAL net worth@Rosie@MichaelAvenatti@andylassner@acostaThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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No if you win you can give up journalism. I think you actually did that a long time ago though. I dare you write one nice thing a day about the President it would not kill you and might expand your audience.
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Lol, I promise, I will go into hiding.
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Thanks, I was worried.
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Lolol so pathetic. Life doesn’t revolve around dying industries.
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At least one more with the words. Peace out!
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