We are living in a Borowitz article.
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Just wait til you see Haberman’s latest. Next level!
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Newspapers have always prepared obits beforehand, so getting “X Exits Trump White House” stories ready to go in advance makes sense. It’s more evidence that the only certainties in life are death, taxes, and Trump firing his staff.
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It's going to be a interesting to see which rats take over for the rats abandoning ship. High turnover is an understatement in this administration.pic.twitter.com/NqG7gGgvqr
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No big surprise...just as CNN pre-wrote the scripts on Trump's meeting with Putin. If he was too hard on Putin the war-monger/going to cause WW3 script was ready to go and if he acted friendly with Putin the 'He sold out America' script was ready to go. We won't get fooled again
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Pffft. All bunk. Get a life people. Report some news.
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How about tweeting something positive that the president has done recently. I can help you if you need.
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Yes, fake news stories made up ahead of time. Brian, you need help bro.
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Thank You
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The same way they do obits of newsmakers and celebrities. Do you think the word “treason” will be in the first sentence of The Donald’s?
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A sinking ship loves a full crew.
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