Have you heard the new joke about LaGuardia? It goes like this: When you leave Terminal B, you wait in a long taxi line, to (surprise!) board a bus, to wait in traffic, to travel to the ACTUAL taxi line, in a parking lot, where you wait some more. Funny right? 
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thank you for the warning, will go ahead and unfollow now
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I preemptively blocked you
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stand by for a block
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Probationary follow
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Are we doing this or what? I canceled two morning meetings.
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Sorry, had to wait 10 more min in line before i posted

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Well Brian I was *trying* to avoid Twittercomplaining about tonight’s trip. But now I see this I thought I’d add *my* Laguardia experience that came on top of the bus-taxi-fun .. my new friends

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The welcoming committee!
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Here’s a joke, I’ve been waiting for over a year and a half for you to go on
@marklevinshow and talk about#FISA abuse after you smeared him in March 2017....#WaitingThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Well? Where is it
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Best tweet you could tweet . "Im resigning immediately" Do it
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Are you blaming Trump for your airport woes?
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Try Newark. Train connection to Penn station.
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have at it! Lets hear it!
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