Brian Shaler

@brianshaler

malarkey and discontent

Joined May 2007
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    15 Feb 2015

    Brian, you are a fucking liar.

    I think I'm going to delete my Twitter account. Not today, but soon-ish.
    7 replies 10 likes
  2. Oct 19

    Come to the Yarn Lebombski in the next 14 minutes if you want an ass kicking. – at Hennepin Ave and Lake St

    5 likes
  3. Oct 6
    Replying to

    Come to Havasu Falls in the next 53 minutes if you want an ass kicking.

    7 likes
  4. Sep 21

    Come to Oktoberfest in the next 34 minutes if you want an ass kicking. – at Oktoberfest

    2 replies 10 likes
  5. Sep 18

    Come to this giant Toblerone in the Swiss Alps in the next 68 minutes if you want an ass kicking.

    17 likes
  6. Sep 17

    Come to the fast lane in the next 240 km / hour if you want an ass kicking.

    6 likes
  7. Sep 14

    Come to Gohan in the next 50 minutes if you want an ass kicking. – at Berggasthof Obersalzberg

    7 likes
  8. Sep 12

    Come to this joke of an investigation in the next 24 minutes if you want an ass kicking.

    5 likes
  9. Sep 11

    Come to L͟͝a͜͝s̷ ̕V͢e̴͝͞ga̧ş̕ ̨͝C͠i̵̢t̴̡͟y̷̨͘ in the next 13 minutes if you want an ass kicking.

    2 replies 4 likes
  10. Sep 9

    Come party like it's 19999 in the next 17,982 years if you want an ass kicking.

    1 retweet 7 likes
  11. Sep 6

    Come to Brussels in the next 36 minutes if you want an ass kicking.

    1 reply 12 likes
  12. Aug 9

    Come to the geographic center of the world wide web in the next 98 minutes if you want an ass kicking.

    1 retweet 4 likes
  13. Aug 4
    Replying to

    Come to ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ in the next 11 minutes if you want an ass kicking.

    4 replies 10 likes
  14. Jul 22

    Come to the scaffolding generator store in the next 42 minutes if you want an ass kicking.

    1 reply 6 likes
  15. Jul 19

    Come to Brian Kicked Our Asses Bar & Grill in the next 88 minutes if you want an ass kicking.

    3 likes
  16. Jul 19
    Replying to

    Come to Goðafoss on Þjóðvegur the next 92 minutes if you want an ass kicking.

    1 retweet 4 likes
  17. Retweeted
    Jul 17

    Running out of time to meet Shaler at an Icelandic waterfall for an ass kicking...

    Come to ⌘+waterfall in the next 71 minutes if you want an ass kicking.
    1 reply 1 retweet 5 likes
  18. Jul 17

    Come to ⌘+waterfall in the next 71 minutes if you want an ass kicking.

    3 replies 2 retweets 11 likes
  19. Jul 17

    Come to these mountains I just beat up in the next 39 minutes if you want an ass kicking.

    1 reply 1 retweet 7 likes
  20. Jul 16

    Come to the mural of my life in the next 48 minutes if you want an ass kicking.

    1 reply 5 likes
  21. Jul 15

    Come to Chuck Norris GRILL in the next 87 minutes if you want an ass kicking.

    9 likes

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