Brett Plotzker

@brettplotzker

CEO , Some odd combination of Plato, Larry David, and Ronnie from the Jersey Shore.

San Francisco
getpatch.com
Joined January 2012
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  1. Apr 18

    Thought Shark Tank is less and less entertaining lately, this was, by far, the funniest comment ever made.

    "QR codes are the herpes of mobile technology."
  2. Apr 7

    Nothing annoys me more than when someone claims to have OVER a specific number of something."We have over 93 users"...dumb and disingenuous

  3. Retweeted
    Mar 14

    Trump 2005 tax rate: 25% Romney 2011 tax rate: 14.1% Sanders 2014 tax rate: 13.5%

    469 replies 8,976 retweets 14,407 likes
  4. Feb 27

    I just published “The not so subtle student loan crisis…”

  5. Feb 15

    What are some common mistakes that startup founders make when pitching to investors? by Phineas Barnes

    1 like
  6. Feb 11

    If you're an AM or know someone who was part of the recent round, check out our job posting.

  7. 2 Dec 2016

    - Easily the best show I've ever seen. It was so funny, it was annoying as I needed a break. Not kidding, best on broadway.

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  8. Retweeted
    21 Nov 2016

    | - For (Half a Dozen Blog Posts & A )

    3 replies 52 retweets 69 likes
  9. 29 Oct 2016

    hat’s better than Gatorade.” 2: “Well what’s better than Gators?” 3: “ Power – that’s what” 1: “It’s settled – Powerade”

  10. 29 Oct 2016

    Ok, so I'm going to try something new here. Calling it . Here is my first. Enjoy. Powerade –1: “Guys, we need a drink t

  11. 17 Aug 2016

    Your reputation is built one non half truth at a time

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  12. 23 May 2016

    You ever get on a BD call with the guy who, if your technology and thesis hold true, will be out of a job?

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  13. 5 May 2016

    For anyone who uses or is thinking of using the "MBA" at the end of your LinkedIn profile... Just don't. If you don't get why... Oyh

  14. 30 Mar 2016

    New unicorns will rise from the ashes of 2016’s funding downturn ? via

    3 likes
  15. 22 Mar 2016

    Is a mans "word" completely meaningless anymore? When did people become so cavalier w their reputation.

  16. 17 Mar 2016

    The most important life lesson I continue to learn through error - brevity is the soul of wit

  17. 12 Mar 2016

    I didn't understand how much I "needed" euro shams until today...

  18. 10 Mar 2016

    Eternally grateful to for having me at . Easily the greatest event I've ever attended in my life.

    1 retweet 6 likes
  19. 1 Feb 2016

    Sometimes... You choose your friends by first choosing your enemies

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  20. 20 Jan 2016

    Fact: I've received better value from soul crushing truths than soft micro lies.

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