Brett Hoyer

@BrettHoyer

Software Engineer, Learner, Eater, Exerciser, PHL --- SFO

Joined June 2010
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  1. Feb 17

    This is the same man coming out of his lane to hate on the Phillies. Can't make this shit up.

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  2. Retweeted
    Jan 10

    I got you See you in NOLA Joel Embiid

    I wonder who is gonna vote for All Star.. Gotta do it for the culture Joel Embiid
    323 replies 16,944 retweets 14,277 likes
  3. Retweeted
    8 Nov 2016

    Ugh I had a feeling this chick was gonna show up at my house sooner or later. Don't be a buncha dirts, PA: VOTE.

    39 replies 114 retweets 515 likes
  4. Retweeted
    2 Oct 2016

    Wade Phillips Spends Game In Front Of Sideline Mist Machine With Mouth Open

    4 replies 192 retweets 426 likes
  5. 26 Sep 2016

    Cancel all CTE studies. Focus all attention on Mike Ditka and call it a day. Guy's been a mumbling bigotry machine the past couple weeks.

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  6. 18 Sep 2016

    Love watching wife-beating piece of shit miss field goals. Keep it up buddy!

    1 retweet
  7. Retweeted
    14 Sep 2016

    1 | Writing this from a Starbucks in Palo Alto, CA. It’s 5 blocks from our house. My wife and I brought our boys here for this next chapter.

    134 replies 352 retweets 956 likes
  8. 20 Jul 2016

    just putting out the vibes like Lloyd Christmas

  9. 11 Jul 2016

    Tim Duncan inspired me to master the 18ft bank shot and it's made me a slightly better than terrible offensive player.

    1 reply 8 likes
  10. 8 Dec 2015

    Pretty clear you live in the tech bubble when the woman selling you produce is wearing a "Redis Geek" t-shirt

  11. 27 Aug 2015

    Check out , working to rebuild the lives of human trafficking victims. Share, donate, all those good things.

    2 retweets 1 like
  12. Retweeted
    8 Jul 2015

    DeAndre and Blake get in one of those two-person horse costumes, walk out in disguise as Cuban and Parsons chat idly.

    35 replies 594 retweets 1,166 likes
  13. Retweeted
    1 Jul 2015

    Sources: The Kings have filed papers with the NBA to officially change their name to the Sacramento Kings of Comedy.

    221 replies 1,976 retweets 3,285 likes
  14. 28 May 2015

    Good catching up with and last night. Ready to obtain the React wisdom of Master Chau?

    1 reply 2 likes
  15. 25 May 2015

    As a society we must work had to eradicate the "beach chair lounging legs+horizon" social media post

  16. Retweeted
    27 Apr 2015

    Join webinar this Weds, April 29th "Achieving Operational Readiness on with & Driven".

    5 retweets 4 likes
  17. 22 Apr 2015

    never forget

    1 like
  18. Retweeted
    9 Apr 2015

    "I mean, maybe I’ll have the chance to email this to myself before my wife’s fully dilated.”

    3 replies 110 retweets 297 likes
  19. 4 Apr 2015

    It's so tasteless to shame people on Twitter, but please don't kill any hookers tonight

  20. 22 Mar 2015

    Solid day teaching to a group of badasses w/

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