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Actor. Writer. Comic. Swimmer. Ted Lasso. Soulmates. SuperBob. Adult Life Skills. Drifters. Uncle. Derek. Anything to avoid a dinner party. IG: mrbrettgoldstein

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    Brett Goldstein‏Verified account @brettgoldstein 2 Sep 2021

    My final statement on the matter:pic.twitter.com/YPzNnOu4mg

    9:46 am - 2 Sep 2021
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    170 replies . 1,165 retweets 11,124 likes
      1. Elliot ✡️ 🎭 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️(they/them) 🇺🇦‏ @PhilledWith 2 Sep 2021
        Replying to @brettgoldstein

        Wasn’t the last one your final statement?

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      1. Ben Boyer‏ @sleezsisters 2 Sep 2021
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        Hahahahahahaha

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      1. Clare Loughran‏ @TweetleClare 2 Sep 2021
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        You shouldn’t have to make a statement!!! You don’t owe them anything!

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      1. Matt Green‏Verified account @mattgreencomedy 2 Sep 2021
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        I always KNEW you looked too good on stage. Next time I'll be looking for the holographic projector.

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      1. Tim Jones‏ @tjonesy_14 2 Sep 2021
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        Damn man, that made me smile! Cheers.

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      1. SingerNick‏ @SingerNickT 2 Sep 2021
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        OUTSTANDING !!!

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      1. Lauren Pokedoff‏ @LaurenPokedoff 2 Sep 2021
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        brave of you to do this without wearing makeup.

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      1. Andrew Worby‏ @AndrewWorby25 2 Sep 2021
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        Why are you appeasing the woke anti cgi human brigade?

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      1. Rebecca Barber (she/her)‏ @rebthebarber 2 Sep 2021
        Replying to @brettgoldstein

        Here ya go @briancgrubb CC: @StaceyRitzen

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      2. Ritzo‏Verified account @StaceyRitzen 2 Sep 2021
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        This is incredible

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