Brent Simmons

@brentsimmons

Omni. The Record. Secret projects.

Seattle, WA
Joined January 2007

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  1. As soon as I get the go-ahead from Slim, I’ll push the cyber.

  2. I’ve got the acid-wash subroutine working.

  3. Unused to COBOL.

  4. Writing a voting machine worm to convert 4.25% of Trump votes to Clinton votes, as ordered.

  5. (•_•) <) )╯MAKE / \ \(•_•) ( (> MCCAIN / \ (•_•) <) )> CRY / \

  6. Seems like we’ve won so much with President Obama that we’ve gotten tired of winning.

  7. OmniOutliner 4.6.1 for Mac is now available that fixes a rare crash and an OPML issue.

  8. where are the Vulcans when you need them?

  9. I keep expecting time travelers or aliens or both to show up this month.

  10. But it wouldn’t have mattered, because 2016 is not 1962.

  11. As toxic as William F. Buckley was, at least he kicked out the Birchers. I like to think he would have denounced Trump.

  12. 15 years experience in macOS & iOS as senior engineer, 13 @ Apple. Looking for engineer or: - product evangelism - dev evangelist Pls /ft

  13. Cliff Mass Weather Blog: 8 PM Seattle gusts will max out around 57 mph. Sustained winds will be perhaps 30 mph.

  14. If you’re interested in more about my setup, I’ll be sharing more on in November.

  15. All I am saying is that things seemed to get much worse after Prince died. He was holding everything together cosmically.

  16. There's a secret connection between raccoons and computers known to few wise men like and

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