Brent Simmons

@brentsimmons

Omni. The Record. Secret projects.

Seattle, WA
inessential.com
Joined January 2007
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  1. 2 hours ago

    As soon as I get the go-ahead from Slim, I’ll push the cyber.

    1 retweet 8 likes
  2. 2 hours ago

    I’ve got the acid-wash subroutine working.

    1 retweet 6 likes
  3. 2 hours ago

    Unused to COBOL.

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  5. 2 hours ago

    Writing a voting machine worm to convert 4.25% of Trump votes to Clinton votes, as ordered.

    1 retweet 9 likes
  6. 2 hours ago

    (•_•) <) )╯MAKE / \ \(•_•) ( (> MCCAIN / \ (•_•) <) )> CRY / \

    16 retweets 60 likes
  7. 2 hours ago

    USA! USA! USA!

    The most recent text you sent is your presidential campaign slogan. Go.
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  8. 2 hours ago

    Seems like we’ve won so much with President Obama that we’ve gotten tired of winning.

    1 retweet 9 likes
  9. 5 hours ago

    OmniOutliner 4.6.1 for Mac is now available that fixes a rare crash and an OPML issue.

    1 retweet 2 likes
  10. 5 hours ago

    where are the Vulcans when you need them?

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  11. 6 hours ago

    I keep expecting time travelers or aliens or both to show up this month.

    1 retweet 11 likes
  12. 7 hours ago

    But it wouldn’t have mattered, because 2016 is not 1962.

    1 retweet 4 likes
  13. 7 hours ago

    As toxic as William F. Buckley was, at least he kicked out the Birchers. I like to think he would have denounced Trump.

    2 retweets 7 likes
  14. 20 hours ago

    15 years experience in macOS & iOS as senior engineer, 13 @ Apple. Looking for engineer or: - product evangelism - dev evangelist Pls /ft

    35 retweets 17 likes
  15. Oct 15 Seattle, WA

    Cliff Mass Weather Blog: 8 PM Seattle gusts will max out around 57 mph. Sustained winds will be perhaps 30 mph.

    1 retweet 1 like
  16. Oct 14 Greenock, Scotland

    If you’re interested in more about my setup, I’ll be sharing more on in November.

    6 retweets 19 likes
  17. Oct 14

    All I am saying is that things seemed to get much worse after Prince died. He was holding everything together cosmically.

    14 retweets 25 likes
  18. Oct 14

    EXCLUSIVE: Woman says Trump reached under her skirt and groped her in early 1990s - The Washington Post

    2,319 retweets 1,703 likes
  19. Oct 13

    There's a secret connection between raccoons and computers known to few wise men like and

    3 retweets 5 likes
  20. Oct 13

    Thanks, , for featuring 7 today!

    4 retweets 27 likes

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