I blew out my eardrums shooting my private arsenal every weekend but I need to keep it tacti-cool
Turned on Fox News and was immediately greeted with an ad for a tactical hearing aidpic.twitter.com/laLoi5TFRf
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Allows those paranoid voices in your head to recede to barely a whisper so you can hear what they are really saying about you.
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Hahaha
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I've got a case of 'em stocked up for when the revolution comes.
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Which, by the way, will not be televised.
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This will go great with my tactical dentures and adult undergarments
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When your grandkids tell you to turn the TV down
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Blowing out my eardrums listening to preteen girls at the park to own the libs.
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