Brendan Zabarauskas on Twitter: "RT @hotdogsladies: WORLD: Why aren't you a sports fan? ME: Same reason you're not a potted fern. WORLD: I don't understand. ME: Precisely." / Twitter

: WORLD: Why aren't you a sports fan? ME: Same reason you're not a potted fern. WORLD: I don't understand. ME: Precisely.