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@brando_smith

Jazz & Cyndi Lauper make me nervous! Brando is my real first name, no shit. Feminist. Vegetarian. Lesbian. Trifecta!!! Views are my own, obviously.

Victoria, Australia.
Joined April 2009
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  1. 5 hours ago

    I think one of my cousins just tried to heckle me about & now I feel sick & can't sleep. He wants me to provide the number of AFLW injuries. Oh shall I just whip up that up?

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    6 hours ago

    "Those who believe the Kardashian brand is simply about waist-trainers, Valley Girl slang and rich people problems do themselves a disservice."

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    7 hours ago

    Feeling a bit deflated after taking my kids to a comedy festival show only to witness 750 people laughing wildly at a joke about transitioning. It sucks my daughter should have to sit in the midst of that. Stole the joy from the night. Being trans is not a joke

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    8 hours ago

    Next Generation Academy thriving. The future looks bright. Richmond Academy well represented in National Diversity Championships via

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    Apr 3

    The character I now most closely identify with in "The Breakfast Club" is the dad who must leave the comfort of his own home on a Saturday morning to pick up his loser kid at school

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    12 hours ago

    This is what I've been up to...😎 june 19th- had, having a blast!!!👊🏾👊🏾👊🏾

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    8 hours ago
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    Brilliant interview by . Didn’t cry listening to speak - just had something in my eye. Also loved his answer to certain critics of women’s footy!

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  8. 10 hours ago

    Listened to the new from the sidelines at footy because I hurt my knee 2 weeks ago in our practice match . summarised all of our feelings on criticisms!!! And should stay on the pod 5eva.

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    16 hours ago

    Cannot participate in the meme because at no point do you deserve me

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    16 hours ago

    my new favorite hobby is reading the guys' comments on each other's instagram posts

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    Apr 4

    The narrative of The Marginalized Conservative has got to stop. They control all three branches of government, have consolidated single-party rule in numerous state legislatures, literally control the media script, and yet still claim to be an oppressed minority. Just stop it.

    "Roseanne is bringing conservative women out of the closet"
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    20 hours ago

    Lil man picked this shirt to wesr to childcare. Doesnt he look deadly!

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    22 hours ago

    My nephew is all of us testing boundaries and then trying to act surprised when things go wrong.

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    Apr 3

    Pineapple on pizza makes sense if you think about how the sweetness of the pineapple counters the saltiness of the cheese, meats and sauce but you flat lined taste bud having hoes wouldn’t understand that.

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    11 hours ago

    I refuse to comment on the outrageous rumours that I’ve been offered the . They are unfounded and I had nothing to do with

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    12 hours ago

    Self hating minorities are racist white people’s absolute fave.

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    15 hours ago

    I am so thrilled with how the and has welcomed my new found love of I would LOVE to be here for the finals.

    We see you ! US rocker won over by .
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    Apr 3

    A vagina is supposed to smell like a vagina. Stop hurting yourselves with these chemicals trying to make your vagina smell like strawberries. If a man wants a vagina that smells like strawberries, then he must find a strawberry, drill a hole and fuck it!

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    12 hours ago

    Woman with posh/fancy accent at airport lounge: “Do you have any sparkling water?” Staff member: [points to new posh/fancy sparkling water dispenser] “We have it on tap now!” Woman: [makes face of pure contempt] “It’s not the same as a bottle is it ...” [Woman walks away] Me:

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