@Chilly43 True story. The only people I could impress with alternate shorts are people I neither need nor want to impress.
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@BradWillis they came for cargo shorts 7 years ago bro -
@greyflannldwarf What are fat guys to wear, skinny man. Tell me that!
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@BradWillis You'll take my cargo shorts when you pry them from my cold dead legs, which are difficult to find in my capacious cargo shorts. -
@JuliusGoat@BradWillis I knew I liked you guys for a reason.
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@BradWillis Don't worry. Fashion is cyclical. Umbros coming back....eventually.... - End of conversation
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@BradWillis I wear escargot shorts. Basically they're shorts only the French could love.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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