If you only knew what I know about that bottle of pee.
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. Bottles of pee at the foot of Jon Blow's couch
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All those moments will be lost in time, like… tinkle in the rain.
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@bradshoemaker hold me. I'm scared
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@bradshoemaker Lost like drips in a urinal.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@bradshoemaker You have now ruined Blade Runner *and* The Witness.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@bradshoemaker could somebody fart on the bombcast?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Grandpa
@bradshoemaker tell me another story about the ShepissardThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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