BREVITY

@br_vity

a nonfictional account of who Ali is, what he says, and why he does it all.

SAN DIEGO, CA
Joined January 2012
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  1. 1 Aug 2016

    Testing!

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  2. 22 Mar 2015

    |LIVE NOW|

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  3. 22 Mar 2015

    |LIVE NOW|

  4. 3 Mar 2015

    @Amazingashlie_ check out for discounts!

  5. 3 Mar 2015
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    @JohnnyTheDoLab check out for discounts!

  6. 15 Apr 2013

    Check out my awesome InstaWatch by

  7. 28 Jan 2013

    @sarah_elinor did you ever watch Party Down hahah

  8. Retweeted
    6 Nov 2012

    RT if you're on tonight.

    5,337 replies 277,000 retweets 71,727 likes
  9. Retweeted
    2 Nov 2012

    Cuddling with a teddy bear releases the same amount of endorphins as having sexual intercourse.

    4 replies 192 retweets 101 likes
  10. 13 Oct 2012

    @sarah_elinor where you at cat i'm coming back to twitter

  11. 13 Oct 2012

    @sarah_elinor where you at cat. i'm coming back to twitter

  12. 12 Apr 2012

    Check it

  13. 26 Mar 2012

    If is the Who, and is the Where, is the When, then is the What.

  14. 22 Mar 2012

    I've come here to see your sad existence up close and I'll hopefully walk away with a heightened sense of elf esteem.

  15. 22 Mar 2012

    what should I lie about? I'm a full time fireman actually.

  16. 22 Mar 2012

    I don't want to hook up with you but you are a really great back up.

  17. 22 Mar 2012

    couldn't make it to the sink but have fun cleaning my puke in the towel cabinet.

  18. 22 Mar 2012

    whatever you are saying is not as important as what I'm thinking, you need to take care of that unibrow.

  19. 22 Mar 2012

    can't hear a word you are saying with those tits in the way.

  20. 22 Mar 2012

    I notcd the fungus in the bathtub so I went ahead and took a shit w/o flushing, just to match the vibe you had going

    2 replies

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