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Seriously @pandoramusic, where's the "BPM" slider on the New Indie Music station? I don't need a sad all afternoon.

You know who completely enjoys watching the world burn? The ahole in charge of the ratios that go into a bag of jelly beans.

Would everyone stop freaking out about Betsy DeVos already! She stayed at a Holiday Inn Express last night, I'm sure she'll be fine.

Thanks Obama.

Beer pairing dinners are a scam because a beer pairs with anything. Stop trying to make beer complicated, just freaking enjoy it.

The only things guaranteed in life are death, taxes, and Waze arrival times.

My life long goal is to find myself in the situation where someone started screaming "Turn up the strobe!" #justified #ancient

Fav memory of Xmas break will be morning current event decisions over @CBSNLive/@vladduthiersCBS with my 4th grader, news junkie in training

Looking to continue tapping into 80s/90s nostalgia, Netflix announced production of Sinbad genie movie. Sched release mid summer, or not.

Frankie says: relax, don't do it, if you want to chill and watch Netflix.

Tom Brady should get an 8 game suspension for not watching Breaking Bad and learning what a "burner" phone is: "I'm the one who deflates!"

I think at this point, page seven of a search result is more popular than Google+.

Hey, did anything interesting happen at Comic-Con this year?

I think the biggest disappointment of #PrimeDay was there no gouging on pie the day before.

Amazon Prime Day feels like shopping with your grandma at Woolworths. #PrimeDay

That Eugene Mirman letter has to be a hoax, who finds parking in Portsmouth?

You would think the Mississippi Board Of Tourism would be all over this leap second.

I'm going to sign up for Apple Music and just listen to U2's "Songs of Innocence” all day.

@bpelliott Hey, I care. (Pls fave and RT.)

Went to share something on Facebook, realized I'm the only one who cares. #newneworder