OK time to delete this app. Maybe I’ll come back in ‘23.
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it's starting to seem like what is happening with twitter
has more to do with lines of coke
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The sweet sound of an asshole’s career ending.
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I want to dig in for a bit on this set of Slack replies from a Twitter manager talking about undoing some of the layoffs.
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RIP to my phone no longer autocorrecting “Zeldin” to “Zelda”.
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Normalize never calling it Meta.
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That’s the most people I’ve seen vote in a midterm, even in Westchester compared to my years in the City. Feel good that NY is safe.
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I would have replied to accept at 61 minutes just to see
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What I'm hearing from inside Twitter:
Several people who were let go on Friday, then asked to come back were given less than an hour as a deadline.
Software engineers who got this call I know of all said "no" and the only ones who could eventually say "yes" are on visas.
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Updated Zero Sugar Rookie of the Week Belt count:
Jets: 5
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Other NFL teams: 2
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Forgot to post this - @deniseosu4’s b-day cake! Delicious!
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‘Tis the season 
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D'Brickashaw Ferguson will be inducted into #Jets Ring of Honor Sunday. Given all the current OL injuries, let's take a moment to appreciate his career:
10 seasons: 160 games, 160 starts.
Never missed a practice or game due to injury. Missed only 1 snap (gadget play '08).
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I’m skeptical any time anyone says a sport is better when (blank team) is good but it is actually true of the Jets. Cocky Jets fans are objectively entertaining and injecting their lunacy and faded Chad Pennington jerseys into the NFL season is a huge win. Let Jets fans cook.
Today feelin like it could be a turning point in NY Football Jets franchise history.
I wish Steve was still around, I’d love to read “Thoughts on Legs”.
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Searched for a YouTube video, saw it was uploaded 16 years ago, immediately turned to dust.
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Aaron Judge is now the MLB single season HR king amongst players whose first and last initials are different.
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Getting passed over for a job ain’t fun, but it sure is fun when a year later you see they’re hiring for the same role again and still haven’t shipped shit yet. 😂
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Steelers safety Minkah Fitzpatrick: "It's frustrating losing to people that you know that you're better than, more talented than."
Jets are 2-0 in winnable games this year.
Please don’t show me the rest of the schedule.
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Coach Saleh has announced that QB Zach Wilson is medically cleared to play and if all goes well this week he will start Sunday.
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At least they are admitting Star Wars is so wishy-washy by calling the thing “and/or”.
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Twitter did the right thing by deleting Trump’s account but it’s an American tragedy that the video of him calling Flacco an elite QB is now lost to time.
I feel badly for anybody that bounced on She-Hulk because this week’s ranks among my favorite of any MCU episodes.
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BOTW 2 launching on Mother’s Day Weekend is like that Twilight Zone episode with Burgess Meredith.
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1,169 before Magna Carta! I could never.
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You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? Better Call Saul has been nominated for 46 Emmys. FORTY. SIX. And they never won. Not one. What other prequels are good, let alone a masterpiece that almost surpasses the original!? Greatest prequel of all time. What a sick joke!
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Glad to have a Splatoon Square back in my life. It’s like Twitter but good.
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Sticker’d!
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Since it was in fact the exact opposite of this I have decided to give them all of my money.
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anyone who thought better call saul wouldn’t be as good as breaking bad
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