Bouffant-Bayou-Baroness 

@bouffantbecky

Come for the liberal politics & intersectional feminism, but stay for the bouffant. I read DM me for details. Swamp Witch

Alabama, USA
Vrijeme pridruživanja: prosinac 2018.

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  1. Prikvačeni tweet

    So, I was on the phone with my uber skinny aunt in law. She's in her late 60's. Me: I'm on a no carb diet. Her: Oh, darlin I'll tell you what I tell every woman over 40. Drink black coffee all day and when you feel like eating take a Xanax & sleep.

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  2. It’s Friday. So, is Lana still dating that narc from Live PD?

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  3. 3 hours of sleep is horse shit!

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  4. KNITTERS NEEDED I was gifted this lovely prayer shawl by one of my favorite clients and I need to wash it. What do I use? How do I do it?

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  5. And calypso music for some reason...

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  6. If it helps set the mood I’m standing on my deck in a severe, long black pea coat thinking of a hot, rich espresso.

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  7. Yes, my bedtime alarm went off! No! I’m not giving a shit! The gulf winds are too amazing right now!

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  8. I forgot to tell y’all that my doctor pronounced “Yoga” as”Yoger”! Had to discuss it 5 straight minutes with a straight face. His ignorant country ass...

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    Some samples - stuff I'm taking to a show this weekend. 😁

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  10. Kinda want my witch store logo to look something like this.

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  13. Dear Thailand, China and Japan, Your sauces make life worthwhile on a no carb diet. I love you forever, Bouffant

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  14. My son comes home everyday saying he’s going to marry a different girl in his 1st grade class. I cannot keep up.

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    . OMG! This is my dry creek. It’s now covering 2 acres in a few feet of water. My residential road is becoming impassable

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  16. for our Thursday. Strength This card isn’t about brute force. It is about taming the lion within ourselves into gentle submission with love and patience. Be kind to your inner beast instead of wrestling and thrashing with it.

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  17. Susan Collins is the girl at the frat party who witnesses your drink get roofied and then tells the frat boys when you’ve passed out.

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  18. This is the hex I’m most proud of Sara for.

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  19. Who among you can do this to my garbage can?

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  20. Jessica never pretended to be smart. She got drunk and make good shoes and bags. Paltrow put an egg in her pussy and called herself a doctor.

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  21. Well, I’m up to date with the Jessica Simpson story. I still find her more interesting than anything Gwenyth Paltrow has ever done. Tbh I would smell Jessica’s pussy candle before Paltrow’s.

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