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"I'd like to buy the world." - A Koch
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The evening news shouldn't double as a snuff film.
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Whenever I see a white person look nervous in a room full of black people, I go up to them & whisper, "This is how we feel all the time."
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"They all look like woke 'Bachelor' contestants." - Me, describing female DJs
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STATUS UPDATE: Rebranding myself as a team player
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If everyone who continued to shoot off fireworks at 12am on a Tues. voted, Trump would surely clinch the presidency. Thank Christ they don't
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My fictional 4 y.o. son Brayden tugged my sleeve. "Mommy, why are they still letting Jay McInerney write books?" he asked. I sighed, heavily
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My favorite outdoor mall located across the street from a Holocaust museum? Probably the Grove.
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STATUS UPDATE: Spending the 4th of July just like my forefathers; by sending an indignant email to Coffee Bean and Tea Leaf customer support
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Americans love fireworks because they love the sound of war without the repercussions of war.
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Chrissie Hynde recorded a cover of "Stop Your Sobbing" in 1980. Three years later, she was knocked up by Ray Davies. No dream is impossible.
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Real Women Have Demons
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Every "superstar" DJ looks like a pencil necked geek. Not only COULD I kick all of their asses, I WILL.
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What do you think Ronald Reagan is doing in Hell right now? Burning? I'm gonna go with burning.
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Watching a friend use casting photos as kindling. She's literally setting people's dreams aflame. L.A. is the greatest city in the world.
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XOJane It Happened to Me: I Got Sunblock on my "Tonight Show with Jay Leno" Shirt
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FUN FACT ABOUT ME: I haven't flossed since the Carter Administration
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Oh, wonderful. My neighbor's playing my favorite kind of music: loud.
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