Megan Beth Koester

@bornferal

I am a daughter of the Golden West.

Los Angeles, California
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Joined December 2010
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    22 Apr 2014

    "I'd like to buy the world." - A Koch

    269 retweets 709 likes
  2. 17 hours ago

    The evening news shouldn't double as a snuff film.

    12 retweets 44 likes
  3. Jul 7

    Whenever I see a white person look nervous in a room full of black people, I go up to them & whisper, "This is how we feel all the time."

    55 retweets 299 likes
  4. Jul 7

    "They all look like woke 'Bachelor' contestants." - Me, describing female DJs

    1 retweet 27 likes
  5. Jul 6

    STATUS UPDATE: Rebranding myself as a team player

    3 retweets 18 likes
  6. Jul 5

    If everyone who continued to shoot off fireworks at 12am on a Tues. voted, Trump would surely clinch the presidency. Thank Christ they don't

    2 retweets 40 likes
  7. Jul 4

    My fictional 4 y.o. son Brayden tugged my sleeve. "Mommy, why are they still letting Jay McInerney write books?" he asked. I sighed, heavily

    1 retweet 30 likes
  8. Jul 4

    My favorite outdoor mall located across the street from a Holocaust museum? Probably the Grove.

    3 retweets 40 likes
  9. Jul 4

    STATUS UPDATE: Spending the 4th of July just like my forefathers; by sending an indignant email to Coffee Bean and Tea Leaf customer support

    1 retweet 30 likes
  10. Jul 4

    Happy !

    25 likes
  11. Jul 3

    Americans love fireworks because they love the sound of war without the repercussions of war.

    48 retweets 161 likes
  12. Jul 3

    Chrissie Hynde recorded a cover of "Stop Your Sobbing" in 1980. Three years later, she was knocked up by Ray Davies. No dream is impossible.

    31 likes
  13. Jul 3

    Real Women Have Demons

    14 retweets 39 likes
  14. Jul 3

    Every "superstar" DJ looks like a pencil necked geek. Not only COULD I kick all of their asses, I WILL.

    4 retweets 42 likes
  15. Jul 3

    What do you think Ronald Reagan is doing in Hell right now? Burning? I'm gonna go with burning.

    1 retweet 42 likes
  16. Jul 2

    Watching a friend use casting photos as kindling. She's literally setting people's dreams aflame. L.A. is the greatest city in the world.

    46 retweets 238 likes
  17. Jul 2

    XOJane It Happened to Me: I Got Sunblock on my "Tonight Show with Jay Leno" Shirt

    17 likes
  18. Jul 2

    Finally, a magazine for ME

    3 retweets 37 likes
  19. Jul 2

    FUN FACT ABOUT ME: I haven't flossed since the Carter Administration

    14 likes
  20. Jul 1

    Oh, wonderful. My neighbor's playing my favorite kind of music: loud.

    2 retweets 31 likes
  21. Jun 29

    Happy !

    129 retweets 367 likes

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