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@boredzo

Software QA Engineer. Cis he/him. Life couch. Improbability factor high. I speak only for myself, not for Apple. See also:

San Francisco, CA
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Joined February 2008
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  1. 23 minutes ago

    Post-vacation irony: Sweated more from the walk home from BART than I did the whole time I was in Hawaii.

  2. 2 hours ago

    Just realized (after landing) that I'm in row 42 on flight 42.

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  3. 13 hours ago

    The United Federation of "hold my beer, I got this" - Imgur

    14 retweets 15 likes
  4. 17 hours ago

    This is how lawmakers are *actually* rigging elections.

    917 retweets 702 likes
  5. 12 hours ago Spreckelsville, HI

    Ha. The rental company gave me the wrong USB cable for the GPS/Wi-Fi tablet. Mini rather than micro USB.

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  6. 13 hours ago

    Whoops, first tweet was meant to have a photo:

  7. 13 hours ago

    Hawaiian Airlines charge $25 for your first checked bag within the US. That Priority Mail box is $15.

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  8. 13 hours ago

    I did this whole weekend trip with one bag. Sandals wrapped in Subway bag stored in that bag (both ways); everything bought here ships back.

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  9. 13 hours ago

    Today: The Packening II: The Voyage Home.

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  10. 14 hours ago Kahului, HI

    Kmart has, for $5, a variety pack of eight action movies, only one of them (“Black Fist”) named:

  11. 15 hours ago Kahului, HI

    View of the mountain from this McDonald's:

    2 likes
  12. 16 hours ago

    + = literally waking up with the chickens.

    Chickens just hanging out at a gas station.
    1 like
  13. 23 hours ago

    This is why you should always specify isDirectory if you know. Only run that 5.3%. For fileURLWithPath and URLByAppendingPathComponent.

    37 retweets 91 likes
  14. 16 hours ago

    Subconscious woke me up at a reasonable time PDT, presumably to get me started adjusting early. Thanks, subconscious! *yawn*

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  15. Oct 16

    “Centium Core Technology”. Sounds like Intel made this towel.

    1 retweet 10 likes
  16. Oct 16

    Subject: “[thing] starts today!” Me: ??? I thought it started Monday? …oh, right. That's in EDT, which is 6 hours away at the moment.

    1 like
  17. Oct 16

    For no reason in particular, here's a bunch of LGBT advocacy groups in North Carolina who could use donations.

    1,028 retweets 804 likes
  18. Oct 16

    Tfw you're watching "the good guys" donating disposable incomes to vicious bigots as opposed to community groups who desperately need it...

    259 retweets 328 likes
  19. Oct 16 Huntington Beach, CA

    Hotel cable is usually the worst possible TV experience. Not that cable is great, but much better than that

    1 retweet
  20. Oct 16

    (Er, minus cable being free.)

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