Brent Gulanowski

@BoredAstronaut

Mobile dev . Raw nerve all over.

Canada
Joined October 2008
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  1. 27 Nov 2016

    Why There Are No Viable Political Alternatives to Unbridled Capitalism | Big Think

  2. 20 Jun 2016

    Static typing is a symptom, not a solution.

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  3. 5 Jun 2016

    The Drizzle that Rained like Walking Mice | Plot Generator Plot Generator, where have you been all my life?

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  4. 30 May 2016

    Greats Shoes app features in US App Store. Made by the mobile channel team at .

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  5. 24 May 2016

    “Other times, they made sharp turns in the sky, like a school of predatory fish.” Flying fish, I guess. Narrator, or author?

  6. 24 May 2016

    “Sometimes they moved like a flock of birds, chasing its own tail as it circled for a landing.” Mixed metaphors in Armada...

  7. 14 May 2016

    My irony coprocessor needs a better heat sink. It keeps resetting.

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  8. Retweeted
    9 May 2016

    Please please please let the `esc` button close the modal on your site. Or just remove it.

    4 retweets 1 like
  9. 2 May 2016

    I see this and think, "Wheels are so much more practical and energy efficient." I hate being old.

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  10. 18 Apr 2016

    I should not buy this. Either waste of money, or massive waste of my time.

    Who's got two thumbs and 15 brand new minutes of to show you? (I just realized you can't see my thumbs)
    1 reply
  11. 18 Apr 2016

    Looks more like a construction scaffold than an entire building.

    building collapse at Bathurst and Eg. People reported trapped. Pic from
  12. 18 Apr 2016

    Are there any good mobile apps for enabling social mobility?

  13. 17 Apr 2016

    Wow, TechCrunch calling "bullshit" is a thing in and of itself.

    Everything the tech world says about marketing is wrong
  14. 17 Apr 2016

    You know what I crave most from people? A sense of nuance. It's uncommon. Especially in the tech industry.

    1 reply 1 like
  15. 17 Apr 2016

    I think a little bit of fancy talk is OK.

    Don't be impressed by: 1 money 2 titles 3 degrees 4 fancy talk Be impressed by: 1 generosity 2 integrity 3 humility 4 shared knowledge
    1 reply 1 retweet
  16. 17 Apr 2016

    How is it that browsers are still asking us if we want to send the form again? How is it that we're still using browsers for web apps?

  17. Retweeted
    9 Apr 2016

    PEASANT: Feudalism is bad ME: But how can you say feudalism is bad when you're wearing rags MADE UNDER FEUDALISM PEASANT: [dies of plague]

    49 replies 8,416 retweets 10,779 likes
  18. 17 Apr 2016

    Another day, another game of dietary roulette.

    1 reply
  19. 17 Apr 2016

    Because that won't have moisture problems. Architects: there is more to space than light and colour!

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  20. 17 Apr 2016

    Last four payment due dates: Feb 3, Mar 2, Mar 31, Apr 9. I missed Mar 31st, first time in many years. Cost me $60. How is this legit?

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