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@bordernirvana

I know all of the swear words.

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  1. Pinned Tweet
    30 Dec 2017
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  2. Retweeted
    11 hours ago

    nope.

    Oscar is a grouch, but he’s still my friend (even if he doesn’t know it).
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  3. 10 hours ago

    Do you think about punching Neil Tyson in the throat or are you all just that annoying?

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  4. Jul 30

    CNN's just teased an interview with Bob Woodward by saying "Ya know, the guy from Deep Throat?" Wow.

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  5. Retweeted
    May 3

    America's mayor.

    21 replies 82 retweets 140 likes
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  6. Retweeted
    Jul 26

    Tfw ur Handmaid isn’t getting pregnant

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    Jul 28

    The DeVos family owns 10 yachts, 12 private jets, 4 helicopters . . . and the Spectrum Healthcare of Michigan servers that were used for secret communications between the Trump Organization and the Alfa Bank in Russia.

    TIL: The DeVos’ family owns 10 yachts, 12 private jets, and 4 helicopters.
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  8. Retweeted
    Jul 26

    : In 1989, the Feds were about to nail Trump for mob-related money laundering. Then Trump promised to raise $2 million for Rudy Giuliani's mayoral bid and Rudy buried the case file.

    21 replies 433 retweets 397 likes
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  9. Retweeted
    Jul 25

    “Swag is forever”

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  10. Retweeted
    10 Oct 2017

    The eerie heads of Presidents Park, South Dakota, abandoned in 2010 due to lack of interest and finances

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  11. Retweeted
    Jul 24

    Whenever a journalist asks “Is Trump just trying to distract us with this?” I yell at the tv YOU REALIZE YOU ARE IN CHARGE OF IF WE GET DISTRACTED BY IT, RIGHT????

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  12. Retweeted
    Jul 22

    NEVER, EVER THREATEN THE UNITED STATES AGAIN OR YOU WILL SUFFER CONSEQUENCES THE LIKES OF WHICH FEW THROUGHOUT HISTORY HAVE EVER SUFFERED BEFORE. WE ARE NO LONGER A COUNTRY THAT WILL STAND FOR YOUR DEMENTED WORDS OF VIOLENCE & DEATH. BE CAUTIOUS!

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    Jul 18

    “Either he’s compromised by Putin or he’s a pussy, in which case he should grab himself.” — U.S. diplomat on his boss, Trump

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    Jul 18

    So, I guess that was Zuckerberg's last podcast?

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    Jul 16

    FYI the Thai Cave Rescue Team had a strict no paedophile policy (via )

    The Thai Cave Rescue Team have a strict no pedophile policy.
    20 replies 231 retweets 552 likes
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    Jul 16
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    I am an out of work animal anus modeller, thanks to shoddy "no hole" replicas like this :(

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    Jul 16
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    I got that from an expert

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    Jul 16

    That’s not a real manta

    The "Great Manta” that was captured by Captain A.L. Kahn on August 26, 1933
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    Jul 15

    Everyone in LA — don’t go to nazi bar The Griffin, a place where the staff protect nazis

    A bunch of Nazis showed up to the Griffin in Atwater village and ruined ’s birthday party. The staff was taking the side of the Nazis so I will never step foot in there again. Please signal boost.
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  20. Retweeted
    Jul 15

    is there a new plan to make children out of glass?

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    See how this glass stops a bullet from an AK-47
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  21. Retweeted
    Jul 15
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    of course they leave out the "shot in the back" part...

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