ThatBoomerKid

@boomer_kid

He/him. Father of 3. Novelist -- 'The Hole Behind Midnight' -- and freelance game-designer for Valve, Paizo Publishing, Kobold Press, Green Ronin, TPK and more.

Vrijeme pridruživanja: siječanj 2019.

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  1. Prikvačeni tweet
    1. velj

    Holy crap, I'm finally at 90+ reviews of my novel. If you've been waiting to leave a review, now is your time to push me over the all-powerful 100-mark:

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  2. prije 4 sata

    Monk: I would like to run some new battle-cries by you. Bard: Oh, FUN! Let’s hear ‘em! Monk: I state “I am going to do what is called a Pro Gamer Move” and then I kick a guy’s head clean off. Bard: Bard: Interesting! Yeah! What else you got? Monk: That is all of them so far.

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  3. prije 13 sati

    Magic Gem: (clicks into place) Door: (still locked) Barbarian: Well, we tried. Bard: Yep. Only one option left. Everyone: PIRACY! —pirate-themed transformation sequence— Paladin: No no NO! We ARE NO— ... are you dressed at T-Pain from ‘I’m on a Boat’? Cleric: Cleric: Yes.

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    5. velj

    If you're thinking of buying a box of Girl Scout cookies, remember that they support trans kids, and have rejected donations from anti-trans organizations, and then buy a couple more boxes.

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  5. prije 22 sata

    Guard: If you’re REALLY invited to this celebrity yacht-party, what’re your names? Rogue: Johnny Famous. Warlock: Dick Millionaire. Token Halfling: . Bard: Smug Trustfund. Barbarian: Paris London, FASHION maven! Guard: GREAT names! Welcome to the big yacht-party!

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  6. 5. velj

    Sorcerer: Crap. New ‘Fast & the Furious’. Paladin: FUCK. Barbarian: Huh? I love those movies! Bard: Yes, well. The Elf King has a bad habit of writing porno-parodies ... like ‘2 Short, 2 Serious’. Cleric: The Dwarves consider these parodies a war-crime & respond accordingly.

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  7. 5. velj

    The False Hydra: ... provides a few cool thoughts about how to run a weird memory-warping monster.

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    5. velj

    you really matter a lot buckaroo thank you for being here

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  9. 5. velj

    Necromancer: I need a favor. Sorcerer: And you are ... ? Necromancer: I’m in your adventuring party. I see you literally EVERY DAY. Sorcerer: Sorcerer: Yes? Necromancer: I’m super into Taylor Swift & zombies. Sorcerer: Ah! Reverse Cleric, of course! What can I do for you?

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  10. 4. velj

    I am about to attempt to make fried chicken while takes a much-deserved nap. NOTE: I have never made fried chicken before. Let’s see how this goes! 😆

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  11. 4. velj

    The monster is getting more bold with each passing night, performing its dark atrocities before ever-growing audiences. Designed for use with the Pathfinder Basic Vampire: ... and with ‘Bloodlines & Black Magic’ from :

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  12. 4. velj

    The PCs are faced with a challenge: how do they track & kill a creature with the ability to rewrite the memory of anyone it touches? FURTHER: wouldn’t the creature actually make a fine ally? It’s a killer, sure ... but it could be VERY useful as a monster that owes them a favor.

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  13. 4. velj

    The monster (whatever you decide it is) has been feeding and entertaining itself indiscriminately, then using its memory-rewriting abilities to subsequently erase all record of its existence. Jane isn’t the first to witness something utterly unspeakable & have her memory wiped.

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  14. 4. velj

    The PCs are tasked to figure out the origins of this Nightmare Voicemail ... and to cover it up, since it’s a pretty clear violation of ‘The Masquerade’. INVESTIGATION: the culprit is a clever monster with the ‘Darkness Bends Memories’ Drawback:

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  15. 4. velj

    Steve was left this message a few nights ago by a friend or family member (let’s call her Jane!) who has NO RECOLLECTION of calling Steve or of leaving the voicemail. Jane is creeped out, since that’s VERY CLEARLY her voice on the phone, panicking as something sickening happens.

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  16. 4. velj

    THE NIGHTMARE VOICEMAIL —adventure-seed for modern-era urban fantasy & horror games— HOOK: the PCs are approached by someone uninitiated in magic (let’s call him Steve!) who has something VERY creepy on his phone: a voicemail of screaming, weeping, whispered panic & blasphemy.

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  17. 4. velj

    Cleric: (wearing bathrobe, eyes closed) Wizard: Gimme like, ONE more hour. I’m working on a thing! Cleric: You realize we MIGHT need spells tomorrow IN THE DUNGEON, yes? Wizard: We have a sorcerer! Cleric: WE MIGHT NEED SPELLS OTHER THAN FIREBALL. GO TO BED RIGHT GODDAMN NOW.

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  18. 4. velj

    Paladin: The cleric & I have gone through the Suggestion Box. Cleric: (nods) Paladin: We are NOT going to ‘dig up a whole buncha famous people who would make hilarious zombies’. Necromancer: (boos) Paladin: Also? We are NOT all auditioning for ‘Love Island’. Everyone: (boos)

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    3. velj

    Writer: I desperately want to finish my book. More than anything. More than I want coffee, or sleep, or love and affection Person: shouldn’t you be working on it then? Writer, pausing while reorganizing their refrigerator: how dare you

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  20. 4. velj

    Me & at the company Christmas party. ❤️

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  21. 3. velj

    Paladin: So, we gotta kill this white dragon. What do we know? Wizard: They love NASCAR! Cleric: Ah-ah. They love NPR *or* NASCAR. Monk: They hate spicy food. Druid: And love mayo! Barbarian: SOME of ‘em are real nice! All: Barbarian: BUT DAMN, THEY ARE FUCKING EVERYWHERE.

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