Julieanne SmolinskiVerified account

@BoobsRadley

head for business, bod for sin, mutated retinas for telekinetic destruction

los angeles
Joined April 2009

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  1. Well it sounds like half of LA is still up celebrating the fourth much like our founding fathers did, exploding things on cocaine

  2. Sometimes before a date I'll practice talking into a mirror so the people watching the TV show all about me will know that I'm nervous.

  3. Because sometimes the universe is super cool. 🌟⭐️✨💫

  4. In reply to

    . I love you my prettiest friend 💖

  5. I'm listening to Madonna's "Bedtime Stories" and caramelizing onions for my houseguests, who wants to get married then instantly resent me

  6. It sucks that women get mad when strange men ask them to smile instead of just evolving poison spit glands like the dinosaur that ate Newman

  7. You know what they say about women with big hands: we get unreasonably upset when men look at our freakishly large, giant, awful hands.

  8. "There is no 'Kyle' in team." - pretty mean way to cut Kyle from junior varsity

  9. I have to say the best part about being over 30 is how short and easy hangovers get. Haha, kidding, it's 7PM and I'm actively hoping to die.

  10. I'm not confident in a lot of things but I bet I'm the youngest person on this plane listening to Bonnie Raitt.

  11. I missed writing crazy perverted things, so I wrote you a crazy perverted thing.

  12. If my bed had a phone I would never stop sexting it.

  13. "Cool tattoo, but aren't you worried it isn't going to age well?" - people who most likely got married when they were 26

  14. JUST LEAPT OVER TWO OBESE CORGIS LIKE AN OLYMPIC TRACK HURDLE WHILE JOGGING, SOMEBODY TRY TO FUCK UP MY DAY

  15. My horoscope said to "enjoy a bistro with a lover today." Horoscope, if I were fucking a guy who loved bistros would I be here reading you

  16. If you're supposed to dress for the job you want, well here I come, being a hesher's secret second girlfriend.

  17. My ceiling fan made my curtains flutter so I screamed and threw a pillow at them. Starting to worry I may not be secret female Jason Bourne.

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