@bongwulf

casual gamer, pserious psychonaut || go the whole hog, become bigger than god

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Joined January 2009
Born June 5, 1991

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  1. Jun 5

    this is the best birthday cake

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  2. Jun 5

    turning 30 the only way i know how: crippled by diarrhoea

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  3. Jun 3

    i'm not lording that over anyone bc im almost certainly addicted to god's skittles, opiates and benzos, but fuckkk me, at least those dont make u wanna post

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  4. Jun 3

    /r/stims is genuinely one of the saddest places on the internet. i love stimulants but goddamnnnnn.

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  5. Jun 3

    this scope is one of randy pitchford's lesser crimes but it's a fucking crime nevertheless

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  6. May 31
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  7. May 31
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  8. May 31

    rolling up to the anime convention in my ross kemp cosplay

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  9. May 28

    i feel like david attenborough focuses heavily on the nice looking animals to further his agenda of stopping us ruining the planet

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  10. May 26

    lmao i wish my biggest problem in life was being called "eve fartlow"

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  11. May 21

    getting the first jab tomorrow too - idk why cuz there is nothing wrong with me and i'm not in the age bracket but fuck if im gonna ask questions

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  12. May 21

    leaving to go to the pub for the first time this year in approx 40 mins and im so excited i could shit

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    May 16
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  14. Retweeted
    May 17

    If i got caught by scooby doo and his gang I would just take my own life.

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  15. Retweeted
    May 16

    If they can’t rotate this in their mind they’re too young for you

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  16. Retweeted
    May 17

    バイオハザード8のイーサンのコスプレをしました

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  17. May 17

    but turns out i just needed to shit

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  18. May 17

    like i have gained a lot of weight while doing a lot of drugs over lockdown and im gonna be real i thought this was my fat elvis moment and i was about to have a heart attack

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  19. May 17

    have u ever needed to shit but your body occasionally fucks up and processes that feeling as anxiety? bc every once in a while it happens to me and it’s weird

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  20. Retweeted
    May 15

    J E S U S C H R I S T

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