John-Michael Bond

@BondJohnBond

Groucho Marx then Richard Marx then Karl Marx. Standup/@realpunknews/Assistant comedy editor Photos:

Los Angeles, CA
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    Jun 13

    A tribute to high waisted jeans.

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  2. Retweeted
    Jul 16

    If you use you are giving them a license to use your photos, your name, your username, and your likeness for any purpose including commercial purposes (like on a billboard or internet ad) -- see their Terms:

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  3. Retweeted
    6 hours ago

    How about you just do the right thing and worry about the cost after. You know, like the responders did on 9/11.

    Not blocking the 9/11 bill - simply asking for a vote on an amendment to offset the cost.
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  4. 11 hours ago

    I believe in protecting workers' livelihood, but I'd be okay with whoever did this new Twitter redesign being shot into the sun.

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  5. 12 hours ago

    In a just world Rand Paul’s family would watch him die slowly of cancer while a bureaucrat continuously denied him care because it was expensive.

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    JUST IN: Sen. blocks Senate vote on 9/11 victim compensation fund
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    17 hours ago

    I wasn’t feeling pretty so I had take some photos and I feel beautiful you can have the PG ones & cropped ones

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  7. Retweeted
    21 hours ago

    I can’t stress enough how good this burn is

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  8. Retweeted
    18 hours ago

    here's just a little moment where judi dench thinks about being a cat

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    17 hours ago

    This is the Cats soundbite that sent me over the edge

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  10. Retweeted
    Jul 16

    Republicans invoked a rule drawn up by Jefferson--a slaveowner who raped & impregnated his deceased wife's enslaved teenage half-sister--in order to argue that Pelosi can't use the word "racist" to describe the President. You can't make this stuff up.

    Jefferson's Manual on House floor procedures: "References to racial or other discrimination on the part of the President are not in order. As such, remarks may not refer to the President as: (1) a racist; (2) having made ‘‘racial slurs’’ or ‘‘racial epithets.’’
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  11. Jul 16

    What a strange dark timeline when even the Goo Goo Dolls have become Imagine Dragons. CC:

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  12. Retweeted
    Jul 16

    bipolar II with depression just means i get sad when i’m too sad to be manic

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    Jul 16

    What's fun here is that there was so much Irish and southern Italian immigration at the end of the open borders 19th/early 20th century because these places were shitholes, they brought cultures of criminal corruption with them, and were seen as racially dubious dirty papists.

    Kellyanne Conway on her question to a reporter Tuesday morning regarding the reporter's ethnicity:
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  14. Jul 16

    My wife

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  15. Jul 16

    Asexual reproduction is when someone on Deviant Art draws Harley Quinn with normal size boobs.

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  16. Jul 16

    John Landis is the first helicopter parent where both the helicopter and the parenting were horrific failures.

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  17. Jul 16

    Trump’s “love it or leave it” stance is a defining part of his character. Just ask his wives or Tiffany Trump.

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  18. Retweeted
    Jul 12

    Holocaust survivor Bernard Marks confronts ICE director Thomas Homan - and compares ICE raids to Nazis raids.

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  19. Retweeted
    Jul 15

    Publishing the name of a person who has met with the president (at the White House) about producing memes/content/propaganda as a piece of his reelection strategy is not doxxing?

    Just a friendly Heads Up, is currently in the midst of a moral dilemma about whether or not they should Dox me and my family. An act that is now a commonly used arrow in the quiver of the MSM, I have respectfully asked that they respect my wishes. UPDATES TO FOLLOW.
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  20. Retweeted
    18 Mar 2017

    Walks into the house. The wife is listening to 4 Non-Blondes with tears in her eyes. Me: "Whats going on?"

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  21. Retweeted
    Jul 15

    This clip from the Fox show Beat Shazam is the bleakest thing on television. Darker than Euphoria or Chernobyl. I implore you to watch the entire clip

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