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Colleges should offer a course in basic number stuff for magazine editors & social media interns.

Um, I think you mean English because the problem seems to be in the "using words to make a clear point" part.

cuz whole foods charges extra for bag's !!!

I was upcharged at the register for saying GMO above a whisper

How much of that was for avocado toast?

35 billion per millennial, apparently

That's bullshit! I've spent, at most, 22 billion on avocado toast. There's no way that someone out there is spending 48 billion on it!

If you shop around, you can get it for less than $11 billion. Just saying.

You think I've actually got time to wait in line at Costco just to save a few bucks on avocados?!?!

I don't like avocado toast

Then go spend your 35 billion on something else. Good luck finding something worthy

oh thats where my 96 billion dollars went

A billion here, a billion there... It adds up so quickly

wtf that it way too high. Like £10 at most. $96bn is out of the question, for any meal

I think they meant the average millenial spends $96 billion PER YEAR

Still too high imo

I need to be friends with these average millennials that have $96billion to spend on food

The problem is there's one millennial spending one billion gagillion fafillion shabadabalo shabadamillion shabalomillion yen per meal.

I thought it was 5 BTC per meal ...

That was before Jamie Dimon and a bunch of Chinese Communists put in shorts on Bitcoin.

The price of avocados has skyrocketed in the past year