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I dunno.... Fighting Steve Bannon on the wing of the plane and getting to throw his fat ass into the propellers sounds pretty awesome.
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This is really, ahem, taking off...
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United's offering free skydives on every flight now? Sweeeettt!!!pic.twitter.com/LTKU3gA5HO
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#United is all at out the#Marketing#Geniuses ! Especially that#CEO !Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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I don't know about you guys, but I'd pay extra to fight a Nazi on the wing of an airplane.
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The in-flight fight is my favourite followed by the famous trolley of restraint. United we...fall.
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While sitting in a seat small enough to give hemorrhoids a headache. We turned air travel into buses with wings, on a budget.
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They took 4 people off th flight so 4 EMPLOYEE could make connecting flights sad that they will loss money to fly nonpaying passengers.
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I know lots of people who have been approached byUnited prior toboarding the plane with an incentive payment.Allowing them onplane ISTOOLATE
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Surely you would offer 4 tickets for the next plus $200 to $500 incentive payment upping the payment until some people accepted,thats normal
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