@bobmurrell

Comedian, wife & mother of three

New Orleans
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    Apr 2

    You can pre-order my new album "Hey, It's Bob" right now! for info

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    20 hours ago

    Me trying to keep up with this week’s meme cycle

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    1 hour ago

    Tracy Morgan’s ‘The Last O.G.’ Sets Premiere Ratings Record For TBS

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    16 hours ago

    If you You will don't love me never love me now again

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    5 hours ago

    A tale of two posts, in which Owen Benjamin asks for sponsors.

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    3 hours ago

    Me, a conservative: Fiscal responsibility, working hard, and not looking for handouts are what makes you a man Also me: I wagered my whole family’s future on writing racist jokes on the Internet where I frequently violate terms of service, please pay me

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    22 hours ago

    Donald Trump was quicker to deploy the National Guard to our border because of bogus reports he saw on Fox News than he was to deploy them to aid the people of Puerto Rico after a devastating hurricane.

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    6 hours ago

    Like a map to stars, but with tall ships! Where to go, who to see, and how to get there. Check out the event map here and more information about Tall Ships® New Orleans

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    6 hours ago

    Mitch Landrieu's legacy

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    6 hours ago

    Gentrification is a deliberate policy choice

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  11. 5 hours ago

    When your teeth fall out when you're old, that's your gums saying "damn gurl, thought you'd be dead by now, I need to retire"

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    Apr 4

    RB tried to juke a K9 at Aviano Air Force Base 😂😂 (via )

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    Apr 4

    You left an NFL game early because players knelt during the national anthem.

    50 years ago today, Dr. King's life was tragically cut short - but that did not stop his immortal words, his courageous example and his faith from inspiring generations of Americans. Today we honor the man and the Dream.
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    Apr 4

    They're going in front of City Council to ask for a zoning change. The property is zoned residential, so STRs are limited to 90/nights per year. Even though it's super easy to get around those 90 night limits, they want a zoning change to commercial so they can do 365/nights.

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  15. Apr 4

    And I'm sure will go against her campaign promises & vote all of the STR spot zoning like she seems to always do

    Tomorrow's City Council meeting is going to be a big one when it comes to short-term vacation rental policy. City Planning has rather loudly denounced many of the spot zoning for STVR applications on the docket, buy Council has the final word as always.
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    Apr 4

    I don't think it's weird to be afraid to do public speaking, shit at least 3 of my heroes were assassinated for doing just that.

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    Apr 4

    Residence Josephine is an example of how STRs are propping up our overly-inflated housing market. Rather than lowering the prices of their housing units to meet the actual market, they're trying to convert homes into hotels so the developers can profit.

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    Apr 4

    The developers behind Residence Josephine, a 28-unit condo development in the Lower Garden/Irish Channel, are having problems selling units- so they're trying to convert the entire building into Airbnbs run by absentee owners

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    Apr 4

    The narrative of The Marginalized Conservative has got to stop. They control all three branches of government, have consolidated single-party rule in numerous state legislatures, literally control the media script, and yet still claim to be an oppressed minority. Just stop it.

    "Roseanne is bringing conservative women out of the closet"
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  20. Apr 4

    Props to the costume/makeup department. They knock it out of the park w/, but the Kellyanne look is so spot on

    Kathy Griffin Makes TV Comeback as Kellyanne Conway on 'President Show' via
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    Apr 4

    As currently written, the legislation would not allow the family of a person who accidentally got shot or killed by a teacher from being sued.

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