Bobby Tisdale

@bobbytisdale

I'm Zeke on Bob's Burgers. I'm Oprah in the Oprah Winfrey play I wrote.

Mt. Tremper, NY
Joined April 2009

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  1. 22 Jan 2019

    Mom told me to never hate, but sorry ma, I DO hate the living shit out of one person. I love you, my family and pretty much everyone else tho.

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  2. 13 Jul 2018

    I’ll be at Wash. Sq dog park at 1:30 with hair grooming tools. I don’t shave dogs but I do shave pet owners. My little side gig.

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    I am so grateful to Fox. They make Bob’s Burgers possible. BUT they have their name on a channel that stokes fear and spreads lies. It's the opposite of what we’re trying to do at Bob's. Love. Inclusion. Hope. That’s what we wanna broadcast. Also we'd choose a different jacket.

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    12 Apr 2018
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    BOBBY!!!!!!!!! talk about yer sweet angels

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  6. 19 Mar 2018

    Everyone should boycott Facebook for like, 15 minutes! Really stick it to those convenient assholes!

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  7. 18 Mar 2018

    Looks like Superstormy Daniels will be hitting the east coast near Washington around 7pm tonight. They’re expecting a shit ton of damage. I’m nervous.

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    15 Feb 2018

    TONIGHT: Get initiated into the magical underground club, The Wards of Merkin, with and guests and !

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  9. 12 Feb 2018

    Join me, , Janeane Garofalo & other guests at my underground comedy show The Wards of Merkin 3/15 at Littlefield. 7pm. It’s super silly and fun!

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  10. 30 Jan 2018

    I’m outraged to find out that Devil- I mean DEVIN Nunes has same 10/1 birthday as I do!!! Why ya have to ruin the libra vibe, asshole!

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  11. 9 Jan 2018

    Diane Feinstein is a total badass.

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  12. 31 Dec 2017

    Happy New Year everyone! My resolution? Only wear the new look Wrangler jeans when it’s jean wearin’ time, girl!

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  13. 16 Dec 2017

    Wish they made an acoustical version of Shut Up & Dance w/ Me for passive aggressive slow dancing.

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    15 Dec 2017

    . hosts an out-of-the-box holiday comedy show with , , , and more performing 7:30 pm at : "The Wards of Merkin"

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  15. 15 Nov 2017

    "I'm like, doooo what!!!???"- A Roy Moore supporter accidentally watchin' CNN on the TeeVee.

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    31 Oct 2017
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    3 Oct 2017
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  18. 27 Sep 2017

    Just hit me how fast I can tie my shoes. Super fast! (Sorry, can't talk Trump BS, too depressed)

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    Episode 45 - comedian, writer, & voice of from -we talk about bingo!

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    22 Aug 2017

    Benefit for C'ville victims at 8 PM tonight at Slipper Room, NYC. Andy Blitz, Jeffrey Joseph + me! Go!

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