Bobbie Johnson

@bobbie

Gadabout, troublemaker, cyborg. Maker of , breaker of . Right now we're trying to find 243 refugees who went missing:

San Francisco, CA
medium.com/matter
Joined November 2006
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  1. Apr 8

    i want to be doing fun stuff. instead i am in two factor authentication hell. you bastards

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  2. Apr 5

    although "variant detected for sitting at home in your underpants eating toaster waffles in the afternoon" was a bit spooky.

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  3. Apr 5

    in other big news today, I tried out 23 and Me. Turns out my genes are basically boring as fuck.

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  4. Retweeted
    Apr 5

    still funny

    1:25 AM - 5 Apr 2016 · Details
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  5. Apr 5

    I think we're doing it right.

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  6. Apr 5

    A while back I told a room of people that if wasn't helping writers + publishers be successful, we were doing it wrong.

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  7. Apr 5

    i'm ok thanks

    6:13 AM - 5 Apr 2016 · Details
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  8. Apr 4

    Revolutiona… Wait whaaat?

    No taco shells? Use tortillas
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  9. Retweeted
    Apr 4 Grapevine, TX

    Hey yo. I wrote a thing for work summing up a little of the thought process and teamwork we put into release notes:

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  10. Retweeted
    Apr 4

    Crowded conditions in Moria detention center. Source inside tells me everyone is sick.

    2:13 PM - 4 Apr 2016 · Details
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  11. Retweeted
    Apr 4

    View from inside Moria detention center. Capacity 2000. More than 2500 now.

    2:05 PM - 4 Apr 2016 · Details
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  12. Retweeted
    Apr 4

    inside Moria detention center sent me this picture of bathroom. #euturkey#greece

    1:59 PM - 4 Apr 2016 · Details
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  13. Apr 4

    coincidental midge ure-ination

    4:45 PM - 4 Apr 2016 · Details
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  14. Apr 4

    jus launchin stuff

  15. Apr 4

    is this phishing or just poorly targeted? I've never run an campaign:

    1:19 PM - 4 Apr 2016 · Details
  16. Mar 21

    A new phase for Matter, as we spin it out from Medium and focus on elevating the most talented storytellers:

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    Mar 15

    by .jo.hoon -

    5:42 AM - 15 Mar 2016 · Details
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  18. Mar 12

    Trump campaign/supporters driving horrific kinds of attention to people without even cursory checks.

    I wasn't in Chicago last pm spreading some nasty. My hair is short. Come on 2 IBEW in Chillcothe &
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  20. Mar 11

    Yeah, no. Two stone rat found in London.

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