Brian Mastenbrook

@bmastenbrook

big enterprise, I'm star trek man

Chicago Botanic Garden
Joined April 2009

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    Days since we 0 last had a concurrency problem:

  2. Given that the Federation is basically Space Americans, this reads like an incisive commentary on defense programs. Exhibit A: the F-35.

  3. *computer gets hacked* "damn, I could use a drink" *fancy wine cooler gets hacked*

  4. people matter more than buildings people matter more than political parties people matter more than optics people matter more than civility

  5. Fried egg, gouda, chutney. This'll do.

  6. Got in the shower to cool off this morning and promptly lost power. Happy Monday, everybody!

  7. oh wow, that photo looks super dark on anything but the nexus. note to self, don't use that camera for anything.

  8. Update: now taking applications for the position of "person willing to suffer my culinary experiments in exchange for doing dishes"

  9. of course, everybody tweets what they're cooking but nobody tweets the mess

  10. ... and that the chutney was basically done style.

  11. Maple bacon wrapped chicken with apple chutney. This turned out way better than it had any right to given I have no idea what I'm doing.

  12. Gave up on giving up on Twitter; can't avoid the politics anyway.

  13. only one woman can save us from the space jellyfish nightmare we have created

  14. those loathsome open plan offices? there are people who genuinely prefer working like that. not me! but they do exist

  15. those oh-so-trendy standing desks? I have to use one because it hurts to sit for long, and has ever since my car got hit by a drunk driver

  16. ok folks, have a good chuckle at the profane rant against startup culture, but when you're done, y'all might want to go reread This is Water

  17. if you're going to do this stupid nerd meme, might as well go nerd all the way

  18. Here's what the electoral map would look like if only Severian the Journeyman Torturer from Gene Wolfe's Book of the New Sun were voting

  19. re LRT: I've been using the KLEE Docker image, which is quite a lot better than compiling it myself.

  20. Klee is on the web!

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