Brian Mastenbrook

@bmastenbrook

big enterprise, I'm star trek man

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  1. Pinned Tweet
    19 Mar 2015

    Days since we 0 last had a concurrency problem:

    1,313 retweets 1,132 likes
  2. 8 hours ago

    Given that the Federation is basically Space Americans, this reads like an incisive commentary on defense programs. Exhibit A: the F-35.

    Reader, I lol-ed
    1 like
  3. 15 hours ago

    *computer gets hacked* "damn, I could use a drink" *fancy wine cooler gets hacked*

    Why use a cork, when you could use $1500 appliance and drink a single bottle of wine over the course of 3 months?
    3 retweets 2 likes
  4. 20 hours ago

    people matter more than buildings people matter more than political parties people matter more than optics people matter more than civility

    1,141 retweets 1,892 likes
  5. 17 hours ago

    Fried egg, gouda, chutney. This'll do.

  6. 18 hours ago

    Got in the shower to cool off this morning and promptly lost power. Happy Monday, everybody!

  7. Oct 16

    oh wow, that photo looks super dark on anything but the nexus. note to self, don't use that camera for anything.

  8. Oct 16

    Update: now taking applications for the position of "person willing to suffer my culinary experiments in exchange for doing dishes"

    1 like
  9. Oct 16

    of course, everybody tweets what they're cooking but nobody tweets the mess

    5 likes
  10. Oct 16

    ... and that the chutney was basically done style.

  11. Oct 16

    Maple bacon wrapped chicken with apple chutney. This turned out way better than it had any right to given I have no idea what I'm doing.

    7 likes
  12. Oct 16

    Gave up on giving up on Twitter; can't avoid the politics anyway.

    5 likes
  13. Oct 16

    only one woman can save us from the space jellyfish nightmare we have created

    there are 60,000 jellyfish orbiting earth
    2 retweets
  14. Oct 12

    those loathsome open plan offices? there are people who genuinely prefer working like that. not me! but they do exist

  15. Oct 12

    those oh-so-trendy standing desks? I have to use one because it hurts to sit for long, and has ever since my car got hit by a drunk driver

    2 likes
  16. Oct 12

    ok folks, have a good chuckle at the profane rant against startup culture, but when you're done, y'all might want to go reread This is Water

    4 likes
  17. Oct 12

    if you're going to do this stupid nerd meme, might as well go nerd all the way

    1 retweet 1 like
  18. Oct 12

    Here's what the electoral map would look like if only Severian the Journeyman Torturer from Gene Wolfe's Book of the New Sun were voting

    3 retweets 6 likes
  19. Oct 12

    re LRT: I've been using the KLEE Docker image, which is quite a lot better than compiling it myself.

    1 retweet
  20. Oct 12

    Klee is on the web!

    31 retweets 57 likes
  21. Oct 12

    . is illustrating TBotNS for Inktober and it's _amazing_:

    1 retweet 2 likes

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