Update: had just begged a ride off a lingering aunt when a brother came back for me
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It happened to Jesus that one time too
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Underrated tweet.
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Christmas Rekt
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That's when you get an Uber to the empty restaurant, meet Bill Murray, and fly to Brazil later that evening...
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Just think of the pranks you’ll be able to stage when robbers break into the church later this evening…
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Been there. My family was halfway to Waco before they missed me from the Stuckey’s
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I'm not going to reveal the places I've accidentally left some of my kids.
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